Friday, August 31, 2007

Peer Pressure

Kanye already won so why should I talk about it? Because everyone else is doing it.

I continue to hold Kanye as my front runner on 9/11. I proclaimed he’d post 850k first week sales. I choose 850k because I think Kanye is hotter and more in the moment than Jay was last fall for his return which, if I’m not mistaken, posted 750k. Even though Jay appeals to most every Rap fan, Kanye is hot with who still buys still albums—non-Rap fans.

Although "Stronger" has not hit as I thought it would, Kanye’s "Gold Digger" is a fair reason why he’ll be remembered in two weeks time.

The "Kanye is wack" faction is minimal. They’re probably closet Ye fans (yeah, you!) and copped his shits on the low at a small town Walmart. But the only x on Ye’s resume is his gay look. I still don’t get it: I mean, I wouldn’t tote Louis V purses "under my underarm" but Ye’s personal tastes are his own; they do not factor into my critiques of his music.

But it is 2007. As the months progress, the internet is killing albums. 850k is big. I know Ye is major but maybe not like that. Plus, if he does not get the support from non-Rap fans, as I predict, he’ll come through slightly over gold, like 650k.

It has become apparent that Kanye, in these last few weeks, has gained the trust of real Hip-Hop fans. Add 50's "look at me" tirade over the same period and that places the momentum with Ye.Time will tell if that translates to album support.

Kanye has improved with each album. I regard Late Registration as a divergent effort that hit. Although Late Registration has the same vibe as College Dropout, his effort to try new things is seen. With "Can’t Tell Me Nothing" and "Stronger", it seems that Kanye is poised to extend his range further.

Graduation has been super hyped over the recent months. Even to me, and other Kanye/Rap fans, Graduation may not live up to the hype (nothing ever does, really!). That will hurt Ye’s staying power. With such an anticipated release, it will receive so much immediate attention that within two months, and when Ye is on his third or fourth single, Graduation may seem like a side plate.

As for 50? I don’t know. I was never a huge 50 fan although I liked his mixtape shit and his Get Rich or Die Tryin (who didn’t?). I was especially perturbed at the lackluster G-Unit crew and his burgeoning brand. Until Massacre I gave 50 an ear. It’s not that the Massacre was bad, it was alright, but his attitudes after that have left me shaking my head. His meaningless beefs, ongoing efforts to hold up his G-Unit toddlers and his arrogant tone do not sit right with anyone. He’ll do 250k, tops!

Everybody and their mom has been shitting on dude for months now. All of his released songs suck. I’m still not a fan of "I Get Money" but I can tolerate it; "Amusement Park" and "Ayo Tech" as anyone can attest—are junk! He said in an interview "but if "Amusement Park" was by this new dude y’all would be all over him". Yes and no. No. You’re 50 cent; that bullshit single was another terrible riff of "Magic Stick"; and it’s a cop out—you can do much better. His recent music leaves about the same taste in my mouth as that box of Triscuits does from 9 months ago... stale!

How many G-Unit stalwarts are left? As much as I’d like to say very few, I swear there are too many 50 dick riders around. Too many blind fans unable to discern when their favorite rapper turns into garbage. It’s as if these dudes, with thousands of dollars worth of terrible looking G-Unit tube socks, multi-colored jean shorts and extra large beaters don’t want to give up on 50. What else would they wear? So, fearful of this inevitable fallout, they act as if 50 is God.

His threats and wagers are transparent; we see through his Scarface inspired fireworks. His assertions if he loses are gravity defiant P.R. moves. He’ll quit rapping or throwing chairs, electronics or firing snitches or changing his genitalia—he’s doing anything to get his name in your mouth.

50 is emotionless. How can you create music without a conviction? Even Ashlee Simpson believes in her silly ass material. While Ye has gotten better, or even tried, 50 is now like a computer generated version of what some of those America’s Most Wanted assailants could look like 10 years later. Problem is: this is what he sounds like and it ain't even 10 years into the future!

Whatever he says, he’s still a gorilla with rabbit teeth (aww, man).

While 50 is Pop, he’s not "in" anymore. Is he relevant in the minds of non-Rap fans? The only thing that helps him is that he pays for radio spins. And that 50, alone, will buy 75k copies of Curtis opening day. That may be 50’s only valid reason for winning on 9/11.

50 created loop holes in the contracts of his label mates. Lloyd Banks, Tony Yayo, Hot Rod and the rest will have to purchase 5k copies of all 50 Cent releases within one month of the original release date or face severe penalties. See Spider Loc.

It seems like fans can make a real statement to shut 50 up and at the same time show the record industry our support is based on checks and balances. Rappers just can't become tight and sleep; we've got due diligence. Talking back to a rapper, now that's some shit. Make your decision.

Thursday, August 30, 2007

T-Pain and Sex

T-Pain is an R&B artist, or so he claims. He markets to women, hopefully (no homo). The topic of sex then is a reoccurring theme, if not the only one. One look at T-Pain and one doesn’t think Black Zeus, right? Look at Usher, Omarion, Lloyd and R. Kelly—they’re all sexy. You can imagine them crooning on and on and regardless of gender, and you still liking it. Even Wanya Morris had a teddy bear quality to him; he fits that "aww, he’s cute" mold. But T-Pain and sex go together like a slow speed boat. You don’t want to hear an ugly motherfucka talk about sex or take off his shirt and gyrate his hips. Yet T-Pain never got the message. Suffice to say T-Pain’s thoughts on sex only point to one thing: inexperience. Or, he just preys on 16 year old girls. Or, or... he's just what we all hate to admit: honest.

Like my
previous post, I reiterate T-Pain's ongoing appeal, his every man's qualities are not so much inspiring but reassuring. They reassure regular men of how simple gestures towards the opposite sex can be. When other smooth criminals such as Ginuwine or Lloyd enter the fray, we immediately feel that we are not worthy; we not only need the looks but the skills to properly caress a woman. T-Pain's antics provide us mobility.

I read an article about how the current cinema, and the Romantic Comedy (RomCo for short) genre, is changing. The author argued that Judd Apatow's past two movies, 40 Year Old Virgin and Knocked Up, demonstrate how regular men, men that are losers, can compete. Quite frankly, this argument is also for T-Pain. He looks like a venomous tarantula, like he wants to stick his dirty appendages and paws into some unsuspecting woman without her consent. His lyrical content consists of sorry ass maneuvers towards the opposite sex; he throws out clichéd techniques of attracting females; and he can be grossly vulgar or even misinformed of the pleasantries of courtship. However, he is very realistic in his attempts to woo women. As funny and tasteless as they may seem, they work for the song and in real life. When Boyz II Men get down on bended knee you really wonder if these manly moves are overdone. Does that shit really work? He uses his every man motif and swagger and puts it into practice. He gives us hope; I am not ashamed anymore to nut on a woman's stomach.

On "
Tipsy" T-Pain says what all of us have ever felt, even women: "I ain’t tryna to get you drunk, I'm just tryna get you tipsy." Even if it’s in the back of your mind, this is the model situation every night out (respectable people can tune out now). We don't want you unconscious but definitely uninhibited. It's that crafty middle ground that we seek. Alcohol, for as many lives it has taken, has created so many more and T-Pain reminds us of how "just a sip of this" can broker so many more women than with the use of dignity. When he utters "I know you ain’t feelin me…" his confident lack of confidence plays up his peaceful presence; he tells women he’s not a predator. And then he slides her drinks until he looks like ball player. This dude should write a book!

T-Pain uses "
Buy You a Drank", a beginner’s pick up line, to pick up a woman. His approach and intent is much like "Tipsy": he wants to get you drunk and in his hands. "Let’s get drunk and forget what we did" is such a classic line. If I could only be so honest! And "Talk to me, I talk back"? He boils down after hours chatting to formalities. We can’t just fuck these women; we have to attempt to ask for their names. "Aww, snap… you can do it all by yourself" is so subtle as a hook it comes across as a subliminal message. Even though it’s meant for dancing, T-Pain is telling you if you can dance, by way of T-Pain’s steps that is, then you can take home a woman regardless of your terrible unattractiveness.

In hopes of winning over an actual "
Bartender", and on the rebound, T-Pain gets all gushy over a wink. She made him drinks so he thinks that she thinks he’s cool. His reasoning is really fucked up but he’s just been burned so it’s understandable. And she’s the only hot bitch out of 200 women in the club? Damn, T-Pain, you picky! The continued use of alcohol in his songs reassures us of its crucial importance in functioning with the opposite sex. I mean without any drinks, most of us would just stand there, right? I guess whatever makes you feel better works, even if you misinterpret signals. If T-Pain doesn't know it, the bartender just wants more Lincolns.

As mentioned before "
Yo Stomach" is a refreshingly sexy song. What a body part to talk about!?! "Yo Stomach" is the epitome of T-Pain. Yeah, it can come across as corny but I bet women would welcome such fresh energy. Plus extra regular dudes probably spend time strategizing new ways to add spice to their 8-bit girlfriends—yeah you, you self proclaimed sex addicts! Concentrating on such an underrated area on a woman’s body opens up new possibilities for the future… "Girl you got some forearms!" Watch you make that comment next time you’re out.

It is refreshing to know I have someone to speak to me about the opposite sex, someone who really knows and feels my dilemmas. His every man vibe is a badge of honor. Purple Heart anyone? He has already saved so many scared and struggling youth from the burdens of the opposite sex…

Practicing safe listening

Kanye's Graduation has leaked...

Save yourself until the 11th.

Through the Sieve

singles
lupe dumb it down

smiff n wesson joell ortiz stomp

kanye west weezy* busta cant tell me nothing (skeemix)

beanie sigel r kelly all the above
beanie sigel r kelly all the above

brisco flo rida akon on the run
brisco flo rida akon on the run

ja rule ashley joi body

jim jones mel matrix stack bundles rell no fuss

plies pleasure trey songz

bishop lamont feel on it

cds
dj scope street certified 8

cutmaster c farewelll to the summer (publicity stunts)

question kush 2008 2 cd

skyzoo corner store classic
skyzoo corner store classic

term hood politics 5

mally the letter

clipse we got it 4 cheap 2

ll cool j bigger and deffer

august 27 singles

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Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Through the Sieve

singles
elz jeezy fab cassidy im a boss blend

young chris brooklyn flow

young chris cant tell me nothing flow

bishop lamont feel on it

dream fab shawty is a tne remix

jeezy slick pulla weezy* duffle bag boy remix

scrappy beat it

loaded lux im a monster

ya boy hustlin all wrong

joc durt boy hold up

mf doom go slow

project pat dont call me no mo

huey lloyd when i hustle

big shug royce term signapore kane play it remix (different version?)

dj a trak stronger remix

t pain calm the fuck down

cds
don cannon scrappy g street (street album)

dj 007 wish i could bring pun back

dj op dj delz say uncle hosted by uncle murder

weezy* waynes world 6

dj trigga operation rebuilding the dynasty

kochece gutta muzic d block a history of violence
kochece gutta muzic d block a history of violence
kochece gutta muzic d block a history of violence

kochece dj op supreme clientel

dj trigga hell rell hell on earth

suge white illegal tender

j love best of nore

question kush 2008 2 cd

skyzoo corner store classic
skyzoo corner store classic

term hood politics 5

mally the letter

ghostface hidden darts

august 27 singles

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Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Through the Sieve

singles
dj a trak stronger remix props to hustleri

cassidy chingy my drink n my 2 step remix

busta got big plans

project pat i choose you

keyshia cole shoudla let u go (radio rip)

pharoahe monch showtyme desire

brick lace love is wicked

glc chi state of mind (old)

cds
dj whiteowl public enemy number one 8

j lov e big l in memory of volume 2.1

question kush 2008 2 cd

skyzoo corner store classic
skyzoo corner store classic

term hood politics 5

mally the letter

dmx it dark and hell is hot

big l the big picture

joell ortiz who the fuck is joell ortiz

august 27 singles

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Monday, August 27, 2007

"Like Ok Go"



Last week's shit.

Just to let you know when them Ye & 50 leaks come this weekend, I won't be posting them. The thinking goes: you'll get that Kanye anyways so you can wait another week and you won't even want to listen to that 50.

Joc's Hustlenomics... worst album ever! Beats are garbage and, although it's not a new fact, Joc can't rap. I was telling my dude, if Hustlenomics sells 250k off of this weak effort and promotion, I'll go out and buy it.

On a side note on Joc's album, Game is so salty over Mya saying no to his date request, "If Hip Hop was a building I'd set it on fire and leave everybody to burn except Mya. Now fuck you bitch I'd rescue all my niggas and let em fuck you bitch."

And the winner for most superfulous actor in a rap DVD beefs goes to... Gillie!!! This dude's been practicing.


That Deep Hearted didn't qutie hit like I thought it would. Strong Arm Steady's sampler a few months ago was cool. But nothing that I hadn't heard was worth repeat. And way too many people on the album... ain't y'all already 3 deep!?!

Crooked I goes hard again on Jay's "Blueprint 2", "and then I fuck a snow bunny just to mass produce."

When Khaled says "We the best! Who? We nigga! We the best!" it still sounds awk-ward! Cool video though...


Even though that Shesus Khryst was old, Remy still that girl (or that dude)...


It's interesting how the Shop Boyz' "Rock Star" caught on and Montana's "Rock On" didn't. Even though both of these songs came out around the same time, Montana's now sounds like "Rock Star's" retarded step child.


Kiotti was mad at his album getting leaked!?! We give him the Nelson Muntz.

And (take a deep breathe) T-Pain week continues (and release)...

Through the Sieve

singles
joell ortiz fat joe gettin money (clean)

kanye west john legend term everything i got

wale big spender flow

t pain calm the fuck down

riz watch what you say

riz how we play

akon rush

dogg pound ch ching

focus stat quo its not so hard

juice nas no half steppin

consequence uncle raheim

cyssero let the beat knock
cyssero let the beat knock

buck outlawz ridin down the freeway

st laz drop it down

ya boy house around the neck

bolts royce the best

murda mook when im gone

cds
mazardi fox its dumout season 2

t pain here comes the pain 2

question kush 2008 2 cd

question future of the south compilation

skyzoo corner store classic
skyzoo corner store classic

term hood politics 5

mally the letter

mc eiht we come strapped

cnn war report

apathy meet the monster 1 (2006) (add .rar)
apathy meet the monster 1 (2006) (add .rar)

havoc the one and only

august 27 singles

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Saturday, August 25, 2007

Through the Sieve

singles
nore kanye west glc ima get you

joc game chefboyarjim cut throat

ice water raekwon rick ross im a boss

j holiday suffocate

freeway jay z roc a fella billionaires

dj smallz smitty wes fif young cash tampa tony florida shawty

chubbie baby elz chefboyarjim screen fold
chubbie baby elz chefboyarjim screen fold

daz joe budden jagged edge caught up in the game
daz joe budden jagged edge caught up in the game

ransom jersey

don omar hakim tigy tigy

obie trice the takeover

edgar allen floe shine props to hdot

shank rick ross charlie boy im thinking big

cds
question kush 2008 2 cd props to mordechai sunshine

omillio sparks the payback
omillio sparks the payback
omillio sparks the payback

g malone streets of la 3

jayo felony too the nec time is bread

dubee aka sugawolf west gangsta 18 2 cd

question future of the south compilation

question i am
track 20 from question i am

question midget in the trunk

skyzoo corner store classic
skyzoo corner store classic

term hood politics 5

mally the letter

old school soul/ r&b

juvy 400 degreez

august 20 singles

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Friday, August 24, 2007

Through the Sieve

singles
weezy* nu jersey devil bandana on the right side

freeway freestyle

lupe hiphopgame freestyle

snoop mc eiht rbx what does it take

chefboyarjim max b pete rock we roll

j hood last of a dying breed

cyssero pedal on the floor (prod by hi tek)

freck billionaire hardcore

tony moxberg sheek styles we run with them

tom gist if it aint harlem it aint gist

cds
raekwon ice water polluted water
raekwon ice water polluted water
raekwon ice water polluted water
raekwon ice water polluted water
raekwon ice water polluted water
raekwon ice water polluted water

nore noreality
nore noreality
nore noreality
nore noreality
nore noreality
nore noreality
nore noreality

joc hustlenomics

e top ent presents becoming a star 10 stars of the summer

question future of the south compilation

question midget in the trunk

skyzoo corner store classic
skyzoo corner store classic

term hood politics 5

mally the letter

old school soul/ r&b

wu tang demo tape (1992/ before sining to loud)


camron sde

august 20 singles

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Trendsetta

Look in the mirror, at your image. Sprite says it's everything which seemingly fits with how outlets such as National Inquirer tear through the layers of our provincial stars all on image alone; it can make or brake you. T-Pain mightily surrenders all of his attention to certain details. As an R&B artist, one has to connote sex, love and chauvinism. They've got to be compassionate, raunchy and degrading all in the same breathe to show a range of emotions. Their outward expression of these emotions are readily on display. Yet T-Pain is a unique character and strays, and even switches positions frequently on the R&B continuum, from the norm. That's why T-Pain is a Trendsetta. It may not be apparent immediately however you'll start to notice that the Tallahassee Pain is in full effect all around you because image is all T-Pain has to sell.

Overall, when you catch a glimpse of T-Pain, you want to look away. I mean even though you cannot see his darker than usual running mate, Akon, through the shadows, your eyes veer towards searching the video screen for "Where's Akon". "Eye Muffs!" is something you might yelp. He is unshapely, like a turd. His clothing is baggy. He's dreaded up. You can't see his eyes. His face never looks straight ahead; it is always rotating like a bobble head. Chancre sores? Herpes? ADD? He's like your weird cousin whom everybody never talks to because he looks like a dried up cunt rag. And you swear with all his accompaniments that he's hiding something.

He is an every man's R&B artist. Most R&B artists are sexy crazed or respectful. You either get Pretty Ricky's Spectacular (Damn, I know a member of Pretty Ricky!?!) or it's Musiq. What an artist presents musically is naturally how they look. Pretty Ricky can't wait to strip down while Musiq whispers substantive material to moisten women's lips. T-Pain is obviously not respectful (or profound) yet he is not throwing his clothes off and rubbing himself down. He knows his place. He's chubby and unattractive. So he dresses accordingly: baggy clothes, middle of the road designs and outfits that divert attention elsewhere. His common man look in the R&B world is odd and you would think, with his purposeful ugliness, how could he succeed? He succeeds because he strikes a resonating chord. Hardly anyone in the real world is super sexy, foaming from the mouth with love or deranged with the concept of love; it's all a pumped up image and lie. T-Pain skips that step. He doesn't provide a cover-up for his lack of sexiness, he doles out easy, and surprisingly unthinkable, solutions. Act regular. Be yourself. And use what you have.

This dude can't dance. In a time where Usher, Chris Brown and Omarion reign supreme, and are well respected across genders, because of their footwork, T-Pain offers the opposite. He's got this waterfall spread he does in "Shawty"; a wistful ditty in "Bartender"; and a mock impersonation of others in "Buy You a Drink". Usually if you can't dance, you make sure you're not seen acting out. But his unsavory dance skills add to his everyman image. Most of us cannot dance either but with him making a fool of himself, it is easier for us to let loose.

This Rappa Ternt Sanga can't even sing. Hmmm? That voice balancing equipment he uses is kind of funny. Until I'd heard "Stripper", I thought it was a nice touch. Hearing it not stop can get to you and you feel like Roger & Zapp would have had something to say. Nonetheless this no talent hack can't even croon a smooth ass R&B joint... and that's what ladies like: a heartfelt effort. This decal gives other losers a chance in the music industry. With the globalization of Hip Hop, no thanks to MySpace, T-Pain has become successful without the most essential part of being an artist, a voice.

I have yet to see his orange dread tips around but I have a hunch that it'll spread sooner or later. People jump on fads faster than they jump on trampolines (Weezy*!). Dreads rushed back into popularity in the last few years but most keep it simple. T-Pizzle is conveniently equipped for the an orange rush. And something in T-Pain's corner: Orange is by far the worst color imaginable yet can he usher it back "in"?

Sunglasses are always wrapped around his head. And when I think about it I cannot remember a time I have seen his eyes. Every video, interview or television interview... never. Is he scared? Is he perpetually high or drunk? "The eyes are the window to one's soul". I know someone wrote that so is he denying us access into all that is Faheem? I know wearing sunglasses is nothing new in Hip Hop world yet there are few people who never take them off. It's telling of T-Pain's attitude. He's unwilling and doesn't care about presenting another side. We're supposed to take what we get.


Everything about T-Pain is whimsical and devoid of talent. Not to say he's an impressive improvisational talent, because he definitely puts his heart, time and feelings into his work, but he comes across as a party boy character who's able to construct a fun album in a moment's notice. He's a slightly overweight R&B artist, with no skills, who actually sells hits. How does this sentence work? Stop underestimating Teddy Penderassdoun's mischievousness in the streets and the studio. If what T-Pain has done in less than two years in the business isn't Trendsetting... I don't know what is.

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Watching Them Thangs with T-Pain

T-Pizzle killed that beat


T-Pain meets Regis


Watch out for Celine Dion featuring T-Pain?


A classy rendition of "Buy You a Drank"


He's T-Pain


Lime Green? I'm Sprung


Light bulb

Through the Sieve

singles
royce kid vishis war

9th wonder jozeemo ya hear me

above ave royce what its about

ll ugh cool j scratch your head
ll ugh cool j scratch your head

killa kyleon hood nigga flow

wine o 911 (50 & kanye diss)
wine o 911 (50 & kanye diss)

jr writer hell rell zeeky shoot em up

ali vegas siha mez say my name

eastwood yukmouth life of hydro

taje bishop lamont treck life rhettmatic the truth

alliance fuck of it

royce proof bizzare billy nix dont try this at home (old/unreleased)

cassidy fab gangsta walk

crooked i blueprint 2 wk 21

cds
remy ma bx files
remy ma bx files
remy ma bx files
remy ma bx files
remy ma bx files
remy ma bx files (add .rar)

flip around da world in 1 day
flip around da world in 1 day

dj 4 sho come n get it 10 hosted by oun p

question future of the south compilation

question midget in the trunk

skyzoo corner store classic
skyzoo corner store classic

term hood politics 5

mally the letter

old school soul/ r&b

crunchy black from me to you

august 20 singles

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Dissecting the Pain

On T-Pain's new album Epiphany, the catalyst to my T-Pain week, he's crafted three magical songs. I will further analyze T-Pain's sultry luster so much so that you'll be suffering from T-Painitis. Ouch!

I Got It and Suicide
He starts with an intro track, a phone conversation with one of his girlfriends. She's clearly vexed and hesitant and he's genuinely concerned. After hearing she's not pregnant, T-Pain does a "Whew!" (And we do too--T-Pain spawning isn't a good thing). Then she tells him she has HIV. He is dumbfounded. Through his choice of words, he admits to have not received education past the 5th grade as he struggles to understand the concept. AIDS does kill Faheem. T-Pain holds strong and says he wont give up. Touching.

He screams "The world keeps spinning with or without me and I know that's hard to believe" with so much conviction. He even foresees becoming a running joke with his homies of being the dude who boned a chick without a rubber. Insightful. The impending threat of looking at the dead AIDS stricken woman glosses over him "Now she next to me like la, la, la, la, la...". Then with "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 million ways to leave this whole wide world so cold, stuck on my ass been drinking for days" he unassumingly brings us further past his armor. Even T-Pain goes through this kids. It's not just you who drinks over not using protection and the death of a friend, driving drunk in a Bonneville--I have a Grand Am thank you very much--with kilos, skittles and dro. While T-Pain does not offer any solutions to deal with such grief he reaffirms us: it ain't always easy being stupid.

Yo Stomach
An ode to a peculiar body part, the stomach, T-Pain shoves all previous rational thought out of the window. "Some people like booty (six pack)". Apparently he has nothing else to bust a nut on and nothing else turns him on. But I'm thinking he's a creative lover. He probably stays licking and caressing a woman's stomach. He'll run his fingers up and down her skin, picking out belly button grime and sticking in his mouth to be dirty. Then he'll growl like a tiger. Sexy. What woman doesn't want their stomach sexed? I mean damn, I gotta try this. While most will point the content for "Yo Stomach" lies in T-Pain's sexual inexperience, I point to the fact that he's had so much booty, pussy, titties and thighs that naturally he has to move to the stomach ("whoop, whoop"). In case my theory of T-Pain having too much booty is false, then by all means "Yo Stomach" is the mastermind of a 22 year old lonely man who reads too many sex columns.

Time Machine
"Tebunan, Pedalofogus, from the planer Telegusa… Ilutium-pu-36 explosive space modulator." That's what a future language sounds like. Genius. He was able to conceive a vision for the future but he contradicts it all with his resentment and yearnings for the past. "And everything's great now but back then it was greater". That sums it up. With a bodacious hook of "Back, back, back... in time", T-Pain shares his love for simpler times. Don't we all? Imagine a time when bling, cars and women didn't matter. When he didn't get crazy show money? T-Pain is deep. Money and fame isn't everything. To admit those thoughts shows human emotions. Simpleness is bliss.

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Through the Sieve

singles
cassidy fab gangsta walk

crooked i blueprint 2 wk 21

esoteric term incredible hulk rap

mop ordinary

raekwon ice water inspectah deck animial

cons kanye west dont forget em remix
cons kanye west dont forget em remix
cons kanye west dont forget em remix

prodigy i know

twista jazze pha cee lo trappers delight

snoop problem ridin

david banner us and gunz

zoe rick ross big gee trying to make a jug

young ralph jd like money remix

swizzy jd big munny remix
swizzy jd big munny remix

yung la fall back

chop dezol sean p pump it

rocko umma do me

vip pop a wheelie

fab paul cain freck billionaire pop bottles

cds
clinton sparks talib kweli get familiar
clinton sparks talib kweli get familiar

joc hustlenomics
joc hustlenomics
joc hustlenomics
joc hustlenomics
joc hustlenomics
joc hustlenomics

big mike dj thoro soundtrack to the streets
big mike dj thoro soundtrack to the streets

bob biggga rakin the future

dj scream shawty lo da man 2
dj scream shawty lo da man 2

dj swatts bohagon black cartel da new beginning

dj young mase detroit takeover (not the best quality)

dj whiteowl weezy* ny ceo no nightmare
dj whiteowl weezy* ny ceo no nightmare
dj whiteowl weezy* ny ceo no nightmare

cassidy dj delz u cant fuck wit me
cassidy dj delz u cant fuck wit me

lestor roy back 2 tha biz 2007

kanye west fall out boy mashups blends & remixes

dj fade step into the 90s 3 instrumentals edition (change to .rar when you download)

strong arm steady deep hearted

big melo presents atm the mixtape remix

question future of the south compilation

skyzoo corner store classic
skyzoo corner store classic

term hood politics 5

mally the letter

old school soul/ r&b

bishop lamont n*gger noise

outkast southernplayalisticadillac

august 20 singles

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Joyriding on T-Pain

Joyriding to T-Pain conjures thoughts of a night ending in paralysis. All of a sudden you loose consciousness so you just swerve right across the lane and slam into the nearest building. After your coma, and if you wake up, you’ll offer reasons. But some people won’t understand. They’ll shake their heads commenting this or that and they’ll end up villianizing T-Pain on the evening news.

I’d only heard "Buy You a Drank" so I had no idea what to expect when
Ghostface picked me up that one fateful night. "Sorry we listening to Tyrese but it’s him or T-Pain", he said. I looked at him crazy faced and all. And this my dude who questions my adoration for Southern music? And this the same cat who turned me onto Budden? In defense mode, he assured me it was a bootleg his home girl asked for. "And you felt comfortable obliging her? Shit, might as well just hit over the head with a baseball bat!" We both shared a laugh.

With the windows down, and joyriding through some unknown streets in Minneapolis and St. Paul, it was an experience I highly recommend. As he turned up the volume, the speakers rattling, the feeling was indescribable. You feel ashamed to be in the presence of someone bumping T-Pain but you’re having way too much fun—yeah giddy and all—to turn the Pain off.

An immediate observation: catching on is fast and easy. By the one minute mark on each song, you should feel very comfortable singing along to the songs ("you sing along with it, inside you know its wack"). It resembles a Rafi tape or a Disney sing along album. I started belting the "oohhhs" and "uh-ahh"s like it was second nature. We all know T-Pain can’t sing so it’s not as if my version was any worse.

We damn near listened to whole album, repeating the lines, in unison of course, and even turned back to quite a few. Yet every time we pulled up to a stop light,
Ghostface had to turn it down. "Man we look like some chicks belting some T-Pain down the highway with our hair in the wind and shit." What surprised me the most was we shouted out T-Pain verses to would be passers by. Epiphany gets you hyped, amped and ready to throw some bows (well, not the last one). It has to be the funnest album I’ve heard in a long time. Seriously. Even though I have no qualms about listening to Epiphany, and I've gone back to Epiphany many a times after the joyriding event, I have to admit, even if half heartedly, that T-Pain's music is like what Phonte said: "To keep people’s attention, you must have either great music... OR really, really, really, really, really shitty music that’s just so hilarious and niggerish beyond measure that it makes people laugh."

Remember: don't do T-Pain alone.


Just in case you want in... T-Pain's Epiphany.

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

It's okay.

Really, it is. I can hold your hand if you want, you know, to ease the moment. You can listen to T-Pain, you’re old enough. You won’t have nightmares, I swear. Just take a deep breathe, relax your muscles. Shake all those preconceived notions out of your head. And no, those orange dreads are not appendages. Silly, just silly. Please, delve into what you would normally write off.

That was me a month ago. I braced myself, my ears held on for dear life, as T-Pain started dripping from the speakers. T-Pain? ‘I am gay’ was the first thought in my mind. As a 20 year old male my sexuality came into question. No. I quickly diverted the attention to another question: Am I insane? Maybe. Yet I ended those pensive moments with a chartered thrill ride into an unknown.

I didn’t mind T-Pain when he released Rappa Ternt Sanga. He was a novelty or one of those babies that you see that’s not cute. When “Buy You a Drink” came out my willingness for Rappers turned Singers shuttered. And when I’d heard his next single was “Bartender” hope for decency vanished.

I classified T-Pain, I put him in a box, before I actually gave him a listen. I hereby sincerely apologize to Faheem Najm. While T-Pain week sounds like a joke—it surely would be a fine one, the finest one—it is in all seriousness. I mean T-Pain is no Nas (who is, right?) so you have to take his music with a grain of salt. Just… shutdafuckup. It’s just when you have epiphanies in life, and you don’t have many, you really feel like sharing it.

Through the Sieve

singles
50 luda i get money remix

big shug royce term singapore kane play it remix

brisco weezy* flo rida man of the year

rick ross boss status

royce kid vishis war

obie trice the takeover

success fabo lets roll

grafh victory

cds
strong arm steady deep hearted
strong arm steady deep hearted
strong arm steady deep hearted
strong arm steady deep hearted

remy ma shesus khryst
remy ma shesus khryst
remy ma shesus khryst
remy ma shesus khryst
remy ma shesus khryst

dj whiteowl public enemy number one 7
dj whiteowl public enemy number one 7

dj teknikz rookie of the year 2
dj teknikz rookie of the year 2
dj teknikz rookie of the year 2

superstar jay 7 day theory (i drop every week)

black bill gates king shit

big melo presents atm the mixtape remix

jeff johnson the name you know 2

country boi tweet supply on demand

question future of the south compilation

skyzoo corner store classic
skyzoo corner store classic

term hood politics 5

mally the letter

old school soul/ r&b

bishop lamont n*gger noise

raekwon only built for cuban linx

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