60 Down, How Many More To Go?

Happy Birthday Mr. President! Mr. George Bush have you been briefed by Mr. Rove or whoever tells you what to do? You, yes you, turn 60 years young today, July 6th. Sir, why such a surprised look? When you turned 21 you had such a devilish grin that night after pounding those drinks down! As a born again Christian, I will assure you there’ll be no Marilyn Monroe singing a sultry Happy Birthday song to you. Nor will some scantly clad vixen parade out of a cake. However, maybe we’ll surprise you this year. Your current enemy might just be your bestist bud who’ll jump out of that huge cake instead, drum roll please… Mr. Kim Jong-Il will be headlining the festivities and will serenade you with a disarmament plea. It doesn’t stop there as Mr. Ahmadinejad of Iran will be in attendance drinking a Jack & Coke while buttering up to your sistah in office Ms. Rice. Your officials will be pleased to hear there will be a live be-heading of Mr. Castro. Then you and your buddies can take over a whole country all over again. Let’s not get ahead of ourselves though, Mr. President.
First we’ll have a photo op in D.C., early though as to not get caught up with those damn hippies bold enough to protest on the President’s b-day. To your Texas ranch for the ball. There you can take your daily jog. Texas steak will be served for dinner, by illegals of course, to keeps costs low for yourself. Your family table will be alcohol free and no flasks sir, you’ll be patted down too, though by the same illiterate workers who man our borders (so I’m sure you’ll be able to slip something in). And again sir, there will be no coke lines tonight. Maybe when the papparazzi’s leave, but not on the nation’s watch. Operation President’s B-Day will go off without a hitch, similar to your two terms. My present to you sir is Fisher-Price’s kindagarten line of ABC books. I do believe this will enlighten you as much as that book you were reading to 1st graders when 9/11 hit. This is a great place to start. This may lead you to become the real life Billy Madison. A tidbit sir: also born on July 6th Sly Stallone = Dumbass; 50 cent = Hated; Bush = dumbass and hated? Just a thought sir for your next year in life.
Happy 60th Mr. President and Best Wishes