Lance Bass is Gay? Like OMG!

John Norris of MTV just mentioned ‘Nsync’s Lance Bass is gay on TRL. Well, whoop de doo. Why should I give a shit? When it was mentioned the audience gasped in what appeared to be, utter amazement and grave despair. Were girls still calling his name and disappointed? Heck one look at Lance Bass and one should know that he is gay already. Why was it such a revelation? It seems that ‘Nsync’s boy fans just got reinvigorated. Why the shock? I did not even think people remembered them anymore. Furthermore who cares who he sucks on his own time? All this means is more young girls for you and me, so why fret? In this homophobic America why do we gossip about someone’s sexual preference? America actually cares about gays and needs them to feel better. A sigh, awww.