Erectile Dysfunction

Everyone suffers from this affliction of male prowess. Not being able to “get it up” is a major concern for many countrymen around the world. Because of the lack of libido, people are not being able to be pleasured and in turn fucked. It as if the leaders of our free worlds are the porno directors and the actors play the scientists hired to construct the bomb. Albert Einstein is viewed as the king of Libido, a cult hero. Einstein takes the place of Ron Jeremy. So the actors are standing there naked and vulnerable, flaccid. They need direction, technology and money to perform. These actors work year round, testing numerous times a day even. The testing naturally occurs on mother Earth herself.
The North Koreans recently believed they could hit an American woman, across the room, in the face, but failed. Their missile veered right missing the South Korean woman and landed on the floor. Iran so desperately wants to get accepted into the porno acting guild. It cannot, so it is acting on the sly, learning anything, from anyone and in any position no matter how awkward. The Indians, in secrecy and without approval, erected a sleeping Cyclops giant. The Pakistanis stole a Dutch penis pump in order to enlarge their functioning powers. And the Israelis spent numerous hours denying their ever present bulge. As for the rest of the porno actors in training, they have tried to “get it up” but were unsuccessful or forced to deal with their sexual tensions inward. The five pimps of the porno world flexed their muscle towards the feeble lame dick nations. They threatened others by slapping them in the face with their muscle until submission. American libido is strong as ever, no gimps there. Virile Americans can’t wait to display their attributes. Russia used to be reliable, but when ready, their junk just did not work (crappy mechanics I guess). The cameras stopped rolling. Russia was kicked to the curb. Ashamed as they were, they vow to come back with vengeance. The British are geezers who need Cialis to get their kinks worked out. The French never had any balls. And the Chinese are never taken seriously. It’s the not the size, but the motion of ocean that counts they claim. Everyone wants to be a big boy, but not all can do so. Sexual aggressiveness needs to happen in order to function. In long lasting relationships it is also a useful bargaining tool. Disallowing such activities retards growth and redirects sexual aggression into promiscuous and destructive annals. Allow others to join in the fun I say, as more members would allow for a spirited, fun filled orgy!