What Would Emilio Estevez Do?

Regarding bisexuality
It’s something I never thought of until my acting career began. My father had mentioned it to me when I was younger but I never paid attention. It has become such a useful and fun tool in my career as an actor. Naturally along an actor’s trajectory comes the transgression into bisexuality. It goes hand in hand with acting and more so in moving on up. Look at where I am! Ha, compared to my brother Charlie. All the greats have done it, Brando (although later in his career), Nicholson, the Wayans Bros., Tom Cruise and others. Too bad I cannot say I’ve been straddled by one of those cocksure hooligans. But I did manage to get a hold of Mario Van Peebles when he was a hot item in Hollywood, circa Solo. At cocktail parties, whenever possible, I bring up my bisexual nature and may display it from time to time. People just don’t know the feelings you get, like the way your hair on the back of your neck stands up when you are touched and rubbed simultaneously by a man and a woman. Ah! Women just cannot do me the way I need to be done sometimes. Like the way another man can take advantage of me and hold me in utter submission is just out of this world. No sexual feeling with a woman has ever completely pleased me! I just love when a passionate man beast, unforgivingly sticks it to me. Ultimately, I prefer women though, especially for the kids, you know, they kind of need a mommy who cheats with other men. I can be Prince all year round, how fun! The duality of sex is a blessing; it keeps me alive and loving.