It's over



When Starbury and Garnett were place on a court it was magic. If only Starbury wasn’t a punk, bitch and a motherfukin whiner, the Wolves would have already been there and done that. Starbury’s move was a slap in the face. It’s easier in hindsight to wonder why the Wolves traded Ray Allen, whom Garnett will be with in Boston, to Milwaukee for the rights to Starbury because if Allen were paired with Garnett initially, things may also have been a wrap. Getting Terrell Brandon for Starbury took some time to come together. Brandon was a mature improvement that could have taken the Wolves far as well but alas, Brandon could never stay healthy. Other players such as Tom Gugliatta, Bobby Jackson and Chauncey Billups were never retained or long enough for an impact (Googs was on the downside of his career but still somewhat effective). The entire Joe Smith ordeal ruined the Wolves for a decade. Garnett liked Smith so much, that the Wolves circumvented contract rules to keep Garnett and Smith together. The aftermath of Smith’s Minny legacy is still felt. The Wolves never capitalized on the additions of Cassell and Sprewell; and as it turned out, after one year, both were problems. What if they had kept that three headed monster for more than one year or if Cassell never went down in the Conference Finals? After that disappointment, the whole thing crumbled. There was the firing of Flip Saunders; the signing of rapper/”I have a sprained right ankle for 4 years”, Troy Hudson; the infamous trade of Cassell and a first round draft pick for the Clippers’ Marko Jaric; the signing of Michael Olpwokandi; the poor drafts catching up the Wolves, most notably taking high schooler Ndi Ebi over Josh Howard; the Szczerbiak falling out and eventual shipping to Boston for Marcus Banks and Ricky Davis; having Ricky Davis on your team three years too late; Mike James…
Garnett went to Boston, because it was the only team that would give the Wolves something in return. Phoenix would not give up Stoudemire which was smart. As for Atlanta receiving Stoudemire for draft picks and some young fowards? Yeah, don’t know why the Hawks didn’t say yes on that one. Danny Ainge, the Celtic GM, and Kevin McHale, the Wolves GM, are former Celtic teammates; it is obvious to why and how this deal was done. As for Boston, they catapult to atop the Atlantic division. I know the Celtic roster is thin after Allen, Garnett and Pierce but three veteran superstars will be able to coexist. Iverson and Carmelo couldn’t pull off that feat because they both need 30 shots to sleep at night. Watching Garnett over the years, I know he is not Mr. Clutch whatsoever; he does everything else though. And he is great presence. Allen can contribute either way and he can be the go to guy when needed. Pierce can also pull an Allen but will jack up the bulk of the shots. The Celtics in the Finals is far from a sure thing as they’ve got to fend of many other so-so teams in the East. I can never trust the Nets to produce; Kidd, Kristic, VC or Richardson is always injured. The Zach Randolph experiment for Thomas could blow up; Randolph may run the Knicks daycare system ragged with using crayons on the walls. I still have an uneasiness about Bosh’s hair and Raptor-like features. And Philly will continue to stink up the joint as long as Ashton Kutcher’s still there. The Heat are too old and DWade’s too busy depancing Chuckley’s face; the Cavs will remain a one man Circus; Arenas will begin to blog about selfishness and how he intends to pay back all the teams that overlooked him. Although Detroit’s strength is iffy, they still have a team to thwart the West. Chicago presents the only other possible threat to the Celtics. It is real but until they get Kobe, I won’t crown them.
As for the Wolves, they did the best they could. The Garnett deal may have been a year too late but who knew the Wolves would do so such a hack job surrounding Garnett with serviceable players. Trading superstars will never get you anything amazing in return—remember you’re the one trading the main piece. Al Jefferson will be an alright replacement and, the hope is, he’ll have the opportunity to bond (no homo), on the court, with PG Randy Foye. High flyer Gerald Green will fizzle out sometime in a few years. Ryan Gomes will be serviceable. I have hopes of Sebastian Telfair but his troubles will get the best of him and he’ll probably get cut. And the draft picks might help but for the next few years the Celtics will be playoff bound, so not really. The Wolves success lies in the “Foye dished to Jefferson” Sportscenter clips. While it should start to work later next season, who knows to what extent and how far it will take the Wolves in the tough West and even a tough Northwest Division. There’ll be Utah, with Deron Williams and Boozer; Denver with Melo and Ivy; Seattle with Jeff Green and Kevin Durant; and Portland with Oden, Roy and Aldridge.
Garnett went to Boston, because it was the only team that would give the Wolves something in return. Phoenix would not give up Stoudemire which was smart. As for Atlanta receiving Stoudemire for draft picks and some young fowards? Yeah, don’t know why the Hawks didn’t say yes on that one. Danny Ainge, the Celtic GM, and Kevin McHale, the Wolves GM, are former Celtic teammates; it is obvious to why and how this deal was done. As for Boston, they catapult to atop the Atlantic division. I know the Celtic roster is thin after Allen, Garnett and Pierce but three veteran superstars will be able to coexist. Iverson and Carmelo couldn’t pull off that feat because they both need 30 shots to sleep at night. Watching Garnett over the years, I know he is not Mr. Clutch whatsoever; he does everything else though. And he is great presence. Allen can contribute either way and he can be the go to guy when needed. Pierce can also pull an Allen but will jack up the bulk of the shots. The Celtics in the Finals is far from a sure thing as they’ve got to fend of many other so-so teams in the East. I can never trust the Nets to produce; Kidd, Kristic, VC or Richardson is always injured. The Zach Randolph experiment for Thomas could blow up; Randolph may run the Knicks daycare system ragged with using crayons on the walls. I still have an uneasiness about Bosh’s hair and Raptor-like features. And Philly will continue to stink up the joint as long as Ashton Kutcher’s still there. The Heat are too old and DWade’s too busy depancing Chuckley’s face; the Cavs will remain a one man Circus; Arenas will begin to blog about selfishness and how he intends to pay back all the teams that overlooked him. Although Detroit’s strength is iffy, they still have a team to thwart the West. Chicago presents the only other possible threat to the Celtics. It is real but until they get Kobe, I won’t crown them.
As for the Wolves, they did the best they could. The Garnett deal may have been a year too late but who knew the Wolves would do so such a hack job surrounding Garnett with serviceable players. Trading superstars will never get you anything amazing in return—remember you’re the one trading the main piece. Al Jefferson will be an alright replacement and, the hope is, he’ll have the opportunity to bond (no homo), on the court, with PG Randy Foye. High flyer Gerald Green will fizzle out sometime in a few years. Ryan Gomes will be serviceable. I have hopes of Sebastian Telfair but his troubles will get the best of him and he’ll probably get cut. And the draft picks might help but for the next few years the Celtics will be playoff bound, so not really. The Wolves success lies in the “Foye dished to Jefferson” Sportscenter clips. While it should start to work later next season, who knows to what extent and how far it will take the Wolves in the tough West and even a tough Northwest Division. There’ll be Utah, with Deron Williams and Boozer; Denver with Melo and Ivy; Seattle with Jeff Green and Kevin Durant; and Portland with Oden, Roy and Aldridge.
The one knock on Garnett was that while he was a super star, he could never win games in the fourth quarter. He could, but more often than not, he passed the rock to has beens. His case is an oddity: a super star that could carry a team alone but could not win games with his shot in the playoffs. He has always done things by himself so with assured help his worth will shine bright in Boston. I’ve always questioned where Tim Duncan would be without Robinson, Parker, Ginobli and a great cast of role players. Duncan doesn’t have to be his team’s leading voice, scorer, assister, rebounder, stealer, cheerleader and blocker. Garnett’s ability is special and one of a kind. The things I will miss seeing on a nightly basis are his rim shaking to crowd roaring power, his “damn I didn’t think that could be rebounded/blocked” plays and especially his near perfect fade away jumper from 18 feet.
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Kevin Garnett Speaking to Himself: "Fuckin mothafuckas gon trade...man fuck this shit...I'ms slamall on all these mothafuckas...."
-MFT612
Hilarious Mally...
For your sake Major, I hope Minny gets good sooner rather than later. Take it from a Bulls fan who had to suffer through complete mediocrity for the first half of this decade. The firs thing the T-Wolves need to do now that they've done this make over is get rid of McHale. Move from there, and they'll be on their way to respectability again.
Yeah, the Bulls did have some years where it was like "eye muffs"... yeah McHale needs to be run out of town and hung with those ugly ass Coogi sweaters.
Hahahaha... KG swears like its nothing.
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