Awards Galore

Best Hype Man of the year: Labba who introduces Busta Rhymes
Worst Current Look Despite Years of Critical Acclaim: Bob Dylan (he carries a poopy face all the damn time. He looks like a vaudevillian around the turn of the century, with his whiskers painted on. Why does he stare at me with those doggy eyes? Maybe His times never changed?)
Person Who Will Have Nervous Breakdown: Beyonce
Most Calm Dude in Rap: Yung Joc
Best Rapper at Rapping in Paragraph form: Busta Rhymes
Rap Mogul Who Rules the World Again: Diddy (Cassie, Nicole S (PCD), Yung Joc)
Best Use of Color Palettes in Rhymes: Young Dro
Best Self-Plug in Own Songs: Rick Ross
Longest Running Album that Will Never Be Released: Styles P Time Is Money
Shortest Rappers: (Three Way TIE) T.I., Lil’ Wayne and Juelz Santana
Longest Running Feud that Shows He Has Nothing Else to Talk About: Game v. 50 cent
New Man to Take Over Nate Dogg’s Position: Akon
Most Annoying Crooner that You Would Like to Slap: Akon
Smallest Clothing When Rap is Supposed to Be Loose: (TIE) Juelz Santana and Jim Jones
Rapper Who Yells Too Much: (TIE) DMX and Busta Rhymes
Best Rapper on One Verse: Lil’ Wayne
Worst Rapper on Multiple Verses Who Bores You to Death: Lil’ Wayne
Most Monotone Cat: Yung Joc
Rapper Who Repeats Everything: Paul Wall
Rap Vets Who Unsuccessfully Think They the Shit: UGK
Weird Al’s Lovechild: Agallah
Laziest Rapper with Talent: Slim Thug
Best Rapper at Using the Same Style Too Much: Papoose (I got more Beef than Low Mein)
Rapper with Least Talent that Has Success: Young Jeezy
Female who Looks More Like a Male: Remy Ma
Our Favorite Fake Coke Star: Rick Ross
Our Favorite Fake Crack Star: (TIE) Juelz Santana and Fat Joe
Best Rappers Turned R&Bers: Juelz Santana, Slim Thug and Yung Joc
Best Rapper to Be Proud of Getting 8$ a Record at Koch: Sheek Louch
Best New York Mixtape Rapper Not To Come Up Now That Papoose is Signed: Serius Jones
Mixtape Rapper to Ware Out His Welcome: J-Hood (How Old Are You Now, 30?)
Worst Southern Rapper who Gets Credit: Chamillionaire
Stupidest Crew/Gimmick: Chamillitary
Hardest Rapper: Yola da Great
Vet who Desperately Needed Some Newbie Help to Get Noticed: E-40
Old Rapper Who Needs to Stop: Snoop Dogg
Rapper who Has No Talent Yet Still Tries: Jim Jones
Best Nursery Rhymes: Julez Santana
Best Non-Sensesical Rhymes: Cam’ron
Best of Stupid Snap Music: Ciara
Kid Rapper who Needs to Stop: Bow Wow
R&Ber who Can’t Sing but Still, Somehow Sells Albums: Marques Houston
Ugliest Rapper: Lil’ Wayne
Worst New York Mixtape Rapper: Uncle Murda
Female Artist who Needs to Go Back to Jail: Lil’ Kim
Rapper who Needs To Quit Re-Coming Back: Jay-Z
Rapper who’s Ballin’: Jim Jones
Next Southern Rapper to Come Up and Not Be the Shit: Plies