Do the Hezbollah

A new wave dance is hitting the streets of the Middle East and now is webbing around the world. Little kids are doing it in their depressed ghettos, Muslims commence after praying and martyrs jive before going to Allah. It’s fairly easy to learn and the Hezbollah’s mission statement of the dance is progressively teaching what Hezbollah is and what it intends to do. Fariq Um-Almani, the creator of the dance, calmly muttered, “The Hezbollah dance is very spirituous, it enriches your faith and practices. It is a pleasant form of expression and not to mention it’s a non-violent approach.” Maybe Um-Almani forgot to mention the after affects of the dance. He made it famous this past summer in the south Lebanon. In the aftermath of Israel’s raids, Um-Almani was left to create an invigorating, social movement. The Hezbollah was born out of frustration and headstrong extremist movements. With its success, Hezbollah’s leader, Hassan Nasrallah, has hired Um-Almani to be the creative genius for future Hezbollah leaps of faiths. “Expect a full instructional dance music videos sooner rather than later” cried a joyful Um-Almani. Once the Hezbollah is complete, fire lights up the midnight sky and decorates the streets with a rustic, war zone look that alarms residents and even crashes the real estate value of that particular neighborhood. The Hezbollah dance has its origins from the Natives of America and their rain dances. Oh, the thunderous atmosphere the Hezbollah creates…

You put your left Katyuhsa rocket in
You put your left Katyuhsa rocket out
You put your left Katyuhsa rocket in
And shake it all about
You do the Hezbollah and you turn yourself towards Israel
Massacring Jews is what it’s all about…

You put your guerilla soldier in
You put your guerilla soldier out
You put your guerilla soldier in
And move all about
You do the Hezbollah and become invisible
Killing infidels is what it’s all about…

You put your right Fajr-3s in
You put your right Fajr-3s out
You put your right Fajr-3s in
And you disperse all about
You do the Hezbollah and you dance in the street waving AKs
Being a martyr for Allah is what it’s all about…