Don’t Let Diddy Press Play

The Euthanize Diddy Foundation was created to ensure Diddy would not press play and instead would be lying in the bottom of the Hudson in black bag. His album is to come out tomorrow and his voice will invade unsuspecting ears. His terrible music cannot be heard. Don’t let him Press Play! Since starting the foundation to euthanize Diddy, I have been able to raise $14 dollars. That money will given to a desperate man, maybe Shyne – wait he’s already in jail. Ah, Styles P will be given the $14 dollars to buy a blunt object and cease the Diddy monster. I’ve been informed too, that Styles P has picked up a used butt end of a revolver to use to exterminate Diddy, so that’s great news. If the coup doesn’t work, which IT will, but in case Styles isn’t a gangster but rather a gentleman, the Euthanize Diddy Foundation will find another way to assassinate Diddy. For more information go to: http://www.euthanizediddy.org