Face Fucking on the Rise

For many teens today, sex, especially sexual intercourse is common. And what becomes common naturally becomes riskier, through complacency, of course. With that said, a recent high school survey of teens has concluded that sexual intercourse is not the zenith of teens’ accomplishments anymore – nor is getting into college (a distant third). If you must know, having 500 MySpace friends was number two.
Miranda Heller, a Planned Parenthood associate for the teenage children, has tried to calm fears, “Facial intercourse is sex! Oh, how I remember it? Yes, one can still contract diseases through this channel but no babies are born out of wedlock. There’s much less risk of certain pressures; it’s less strain emotionally. Physically, though, there have been some complaints. Yet, I tell these young women that forceful facial intercourse is better than sexual intercourse. It’s just less worrying about the man’s ethics. Women can have their cheek skin within their mouth ripped if the man is too rough – that’s pretty nasty and awfully common. Some men have chipped their broad’s teeth in some extremely rare cases. Throats can form abrasions from the male’s penis rubbing too much and may lead to a raspy voice [whispers “can’t you tell”]. I also advise women of all ages to close eyes so no cum gets in there, it can get sticky fast and washing with soap must be applied asap. Also virile males tend to get cocksure, ahem, and firmly grab the woman’s chin and tightly glide their mantle piece in and out, allowing no air passage through the mouth. Thus, women need to remember, in order to survive this particular blow job, they’ll need to breath through their noses and when the cum eventually shoots out of the nose, because your partner straddles you, continue to let air in or else you’ll gag and choke. Finally, when males get that urge to force your mouth and in a sense make you give them brains, do not hesitate. Any minor hesitation will get a swift five knuckle sandwich in the mouth. Ouch, indeed!”
Ashley Palmquist, a sex psychologist, explained, “Most important of all, teenage relationships are so fragile that one move towards sexual intercourse and that’s it – the couple splits. Many kids (even adults too) aren’t ready to “take it to the next level”. This one act can change all that: the boy can be satisfied while the girl can wipe off her mouth and eyelashes and shout (inside) full of joy that she didn’t have to “give it up” for a boy to remain interested. What can be better?! Sexual intercourse today is so “serious” whereas forced and rough facial intercourse is simple as well as commonplace. No crying, no thinking – just ramming! Plus, “face fucking”, pardon my French, is a stepping stone towards actual sexual intercourse. The moaning, groaning, yelping (from the girl) and the f* bombs are all natural and it’s great practice. Men are too polite if they don’t disregard a woman’s body, mutilate her beautifully crafted mouth along with the drooping of cum on the hair and ears and make her cough sperm for minutes after the act. Face fucking is a ritual.
Jack Lisky and his girlfriend Haley (she withheld her last name), a new high school couple, agreed to expound on the survey’s findings. Jack was ecstatic, “Yeah, it’s so awesome! I mean I can expect Haley’s full compliance from here on out and she wont dare talk back or else I’ll pressure for real sex. It’s a lot easier too, No Hands Ma! [He spreads his hands out as if he were a flying bird while proudly yelling this throughout Jackson High’s halls]. I can use all the force I want and treat her like a washed up, cheap whore and still come back every night. We love each other… She doesn’t dare kiss me after too, she’s learned. [He alludes to his motioning pimp hand]. Later Haley added, “Yeah, I know it’s kinda degrading, I mean Jackypoo holds my hair and uses my mouth like it was a Raggedy Anne doll. I mean, I’m not an orphan. But we love each other and like, I’m not a whore cuz like, I’m still a virgin with him. It keeps him happy and completely satisfied.”