My Inner Valley Girl

Like, OMG, Beck, did you see that like last episode of the Real World where Stephen, the black “I’m a republican” guy and Davis like his archnemisis turned like new best friend who claims he’s a gay guy although he admits to sleeping with women and liking it even though he has come out but still enjoys you know what. Like I so believe Davis just says he’s gay so he garner like gay sympathy cuz like if there’s one group who like you never really hear about it’s like bi guys. I think Davis is bi, I mean, like who wouldn’t hook-up with all these young hotties. But I would exclude like Brooke because like she’s CRAZY. That whole like crying scene where she called everyone whores even though they should already know that was like so, like LOL, like, like what do call that when like you need attention, like people noticing you like all the time? Oh, yeah duh Linds! It’s like only the easiet palindrome to remember: ANSADS, or Anna Niocle Smith Attenetion Defeicit Syndrome. But like back to that show I was just rambling about… Um, yeah like, I recommend Stephen, really, cuz he’s shown so much growth. It’s like he was the chea pet and Davis’ gayness or like to Stephen, Davis’ “inappropriteness”, was the water and drop by drop, kind of the like that Chinese Waterboard torture thingy where like drop by drop truth comes out. It’s like Stephen’s true innerself showed and like his growth and tolerance for gay slash bi people who think they’re gay was like the green grassy hair that forms on the chea pet. But like MTV is real lucky cuz like sometimes that chea pet doesn’t work and like the chea pet never grows hair, or like, tolerance? Yeah, holy smokes, I think I learned what these are called the other day, aren’t they analorgies. See it’s like you learn so much when you don’t even know it. But back to whole growing chea pet thing, it was sooo cute to see Stephen and his girlfriend go on a double date with Davis and his boyfriend. Like, I was almost giddy to see Stephen have like a guilty smile on his face when he noticed PJ (Davis’ bf) and Davis holding hands under the dinner table. Who says MTV doesn’t make people learn?