My Inner Valley Girl: the “N” Guy

Like it’s so bad I wont dare repeat it b/c then I’ll be labeled that “N” guy, or that “N” girl. If any of you saw that South Park episode a few weeks ago about Stan’s dad on Wheel of Fortune where he won but then has the final clue to win more money or a vacation. So he got the free letters: R S T L N E. He picked at least N G. So it was left as N Space G G E R. The category was “People who annoy you”. I totally yelled out “the “N” word, Pat”. I covered my mouth so no one would hear it although no one was in the room watching it with me. He was like hesitant and I was like “yeah I know it’s bad but you want money right? People will understand”, so when he backed me up and said the “N” word I thought he’d won. But lo and behold the word was N A G G E R. And I’m like OMG he said the “N” word. He’s now that “N” guy. Like how dare him, I mean “people who annoy”, duh!!! It’s a nagger. He’s like so racist for thinking that black people, scratch, African American people are naggers—no they’re “N”, duh!!! Scratch… Um, like please forgive me, I’m not like Stan’s dad. Anyways the episode was like so fricken hilarious. And Token wouldn’t talk to Stan and Cartman tried to instigate a race war and Stan’s dad was forever known as that “N” guy and Michael Richards aka Kramer came to his resuce and those hillbillies were even disgusted at how awful people Stan’s dad was. And then it ended so like perfect b/c Stan goes up to Token and is like “hey dude I understand. I mean I don’t understand. So I understand” and Token’s like “hey dude you don’t understand, so you do understand”, alright back to normal!!!