Papoose Goes to Africa

DJ Kay Slay cleared the way yesterday with a monstrous report on Hot 97, “Yeah, to get this summer started we got an exclusive story that’s out of this borough! [“The Drama hour with DJ Kay—”] Hey, this is important! Cut that shit out. You know my man Pap is about to drop the album y’all been waiting for, the Nacirema Dream. Anyways I ain’t see him this weekend. We was supposed to be in the studio working on the album. But this one dude leaked this shit to me and I mean he had great hypothesizes. This dude was like—huh? He’s calling in right now? Ariight, we’ll let him drop it. This dude doesn’t want to be identified so he’ll be “Curtis”. So “Curtis” what’s the deal with Pap, where is he and why?”

“How y’all doin? Shit, I’ll just get right into it but hear me out Slay, e’rybody. Pap is in Africa. I don’t know where. All I know is he fled to Africa over the past week. And he’s not with one of the Baldwins. Why, well, many reasons. He took the 1.5 million and bounced. I know he was scared. I would be if I had one of the most anticipated albums of the year. I bet, er, I know he couldn’t release a single. He pushed out “Drop it” a few weeks ago and must have realized his latest attempt at being a mainstream artist failed. Feeling the pressure he decided to take his money from Jive and run and never be seen again. He’s probably in Somalia somewhere or Tambia or something. In fact, if my research is correct, he’s probably hanging out and finding solace with Wesley Snipes. Those two ex-patriots are having a whale of a time with that back to Africa tribal shit! And nobody’ll ever find them cuz Snipes is blacker than some of them Africans and he’ll defend their honor with his Blade techniques. Pap is probably dating Noxeema!”