Awards & Bullshit

The Slim Thugga Award: Slim Thug
Also known as The Laziest Rapper of the Year. He's won it for the second year in a row.

The That Beef I Instigated Killed My Career: Ransom
The I Don't Look 30, I Look Like 33 Award: Ransom
The Why Am I Taking A Picture With This Dude: Ransom and Jadakiss (tie)
The You Need To Check My MySpace Photos Because They're Harder Than Cement Award: Ransom

The Yung Joc Award: Yung Berg
Also known as The Damn, I Hope You Die Award.
The Who Rocks Flannel Besides B's & C's And It Really Is The Most Hideous Apparel Known To Man Award: Yung Berg
The Why Is He Trying His Hardest To Look Too Cute In Every Photo Award: Yung Berg

The Worst Rapper At Rapping Writtens Award: Baby


The What Rap Circles Are Actually Talking About Me or Even Listening To Me Award: Papoose


The Most Anticipated Off Broadway Play Award: Joe Budden's Mood Muzik: Worse Is The New Best
Opens March 15th, 2008.

The Worst Album Cover Award: Hell Rell For The Hell Of It

The I Like Men Now Revelation Award: Havoc