Awards & Bullshit

The Damn He Bears A Striking Resemblence To Sean Kingston Award: Jadakiss

The Damn Is That What He Really Looks Like Award: Bully

The Triple C's Award: Circle of Bosses by Crooked I
Also known as Stupidest Crew Name.

The I Swear He Only Comes Around When Its Time To Diss Dipset Award: Tru Life


The Worst Way To Get Attention Is This Mascot Award: Haitian Fresh


The Fake 17.5 Prices & Wee Wee Suckers Award: Pimp C


The Trae Ain't The Truth Award: Trae's Life Goes On
Also known as The Weakest Album From Someone Who Should Have Come Harder Award.
The I Need A Cough Drop Award: Trae


The Diabetes Is Killing Me Award: Lil Boosie

The Damn T-Pain Is Crazy Ridiculous Award: T-Pain

The He Needs An Adopting Family Like A Malnutrious African Child Of The Seneglese Congo Award: J-Hood
The I Saw Him Holding A "I Will Live Off A $600 Mixtape Budget & Buy My Own Chain If You Sign Me" Cardboard Sign On The Off Ramp Award: J-Hood

The Please Don't Call Your Album Silverback Guerilla Award: Sheek Louch
The Damn He Looks Like A The Hip Hop Homo Version Of Jahiem: Sheek Louch

The Best Hood Videos That We Know You Just Tossed On A New Hat And Shot The Next Video Award: Styles P
The Most Desperate Rapper Of The Year: Styles P

The He Should Be Punched For His Wack Apperences & Decisons Award: Jadakiss