What Would Emilio Estevez Do?

Why doesn’t everybody just bomb North Korea, it’s just 2 million people. They’d be unproductive anyways. Would you do anything if you’d been starved for years? They’d sap up government funding, have a lazy work ethic and think its okay not to eat. Conversely thinking, psychologists would have a job to help with belemia and we could get even more cheap labor out of these peons. In fact, that’s a good idea. Let’s take over North Korea, install a favorable government and enslave the people by corporatism. There’d be no death camps, just Nike “wage camps”. And now that fast food is on the downswing, we can infiltrate the bellies of millions of North Koreans with McDonald’s. That’s how we’ll end world hunger in fact – feed the hungry with McDonalds. And after we take a hold of North Korea we can keep an eye on those sly ass Chinese and slimey Russians! The people of North Korea have already been brainwashed so we wont need to work them over. Hmm, easier than taking candy from a baby… why don’t we do this more often?