Monday, April 30, 2007

Through the Sieve: Best of April 07

ugk outkast int'l players
dre 3000 "so i type a text to a girl i used to see... i suceed every girl that i see around town... too soon, reconsider... keep ya heart 3 stacks keep ya heart hey" pimp c "never fuck w/o a rubba... cova... dressa... compressa... lessa... club... love... smashed the gray one bought me a red every time we hit the lot we turn heads... you a ferry" not these cats' best verses but 4 good ones and the beat, the beat!?! "i choose you"

joell ortiz jadakiss saigon hip hop remix
it aint a favor joell, i stepped on them white sunglasses--yes fabos--already... jada "ringtones blownin the doors off album sales... hard times" joell "im sick i got to spit i cant digest my flem" saigion "its like im in a race against time couple of years ago i couldnt wait to get signed... being lyrical is just a waste of slick rhyme"... aw man, thats the new phrase when someone kills it, aw man!

hell rell streets gonna love me

game et al cali niggaz
"who dare diss the left side"

pimp c spice 1 z ro murdarah
pimp c "ugh... everythang else is expendable" spice 1 "drop them b-b-b-bombs like im up in narcotics... been thru the flames walk thru the muthafuckin fire"

bobby valentino buck game anonymous blend
"i wanna know your name why you gotta be anonymous"

apathy times up 2007
"im a fiend for a bad fat ass hoe in jeans... i never say gwap its as simple as that and i never keep the sticker on the brim of my cap... a tee hasnt gone to my knees since i was 3... head harder than destro"

neyo kwest b/c of you
"she was gettin the best of me... right now it feels so crazy i know she just some lady"

kyle lee donnie cross coughin

jay young day dreaming
"if you aint sellin dope you need to silence the treatments... truth is either i conform or be ruthless... told me stay away from the vibe of the old and then i caught myself swervin to side of the road... put the chains on and flash ya guns to get the cash... sometimes blowin up means you cross that line"

black meezy gerald g da ryno testimonies
meezy "the streets had a plan for me they would make a man of me... im just out here wyl'in... you know how reality does how reality bites" gerald g "walk thru the city w/ my hand on my 9... i gave up my weapon just to bust down a rhyme... look like i was ballin then i stumbled" da ryno "jeezy said it right niggas rhymin but aint sayin much... so get out the booth and go live it"

ti big shit poppin
"dominated 06 now im goin right back... who do it did good and do it different no matter what i do i do it to death"..." get your ti on "i do it for nutty bars, i do it for mars bars, i do it for hersey kisses, i do it for m&ms, i do it for reeces"

kia shine crispy
"im in memphis on my grizzly... my song on excuse me"

lil mama lip gloss
"whatchu know bout me... they rollin they eyes they lip gloss is cheap it aint my fault but i could up-grade ya"

project pat red rum
"im still in shock cuz i just did a homicide... they had a warrant so i served it"

question deep in texas
"literally lyrically physically you aint shit to me... im like jordan jumping from the free throw... i put you in a box like a p diddy contract put you in some lox... tell mike jones im the american dream... im not a backpack rapper... make james brown hop out the coffin and jump back... im deeper than a skin color"

hunta welcome to alabama
"you can dance if you want... a premeditated grind" and then this, huh? "i wear a size 13 you cant walk in my shoes"

diddy keyshia cole game big boi joc last night remix
joc "mr telephone man theres something wrong w/ my line" game "show what kobe look like courtside" big boi "ah yes progress in the buildin" rich boy "i know you know"

p sonata what a hata think
"attitude like fuck the world"

amy winehouse pharoahe monch rehab remix
"no no no... they say pharoahe is too eclectic... get a fucked up buzz cut-cut-cut"

dj unk t pain jim jones e 40 2 step remix
"i got em countin me down"

gucci mane bird flu

huey t pain bow wow pop lock & drop it
"lets just bend ya knees and do the g5" if you see someone in the streets doin the g5--yup its me

kiotti confusion
"im drivin no hands on the wheel hopin i dont crash... but im still ridin fast... so i let my 15s talk to em while i roll away"

treal im not locked down

gucci mane skyzoo pills
"went to the strip club and requested im the man the next thing you know i was throwin rubberbands... bitch i might be" skyzoo helps b/c i cant stand gucci mane for that long.

lox were back
"l dot o dot x muthatfucka!" "im in the trash can like oscar... no shirt on" put your shirt back on sheek, we dont wanna see a silverback gorilla! jada "the underdogs is over the hump" styles "l-o-x taught you everything that your mother didnt... still talk black... wanna take a ride on the ghostship"

game murda murda
"too much beef had me screwed up like texas"

nore shame on you
"its like hop hop w/o scotch"

ali big gipp almost made ya

boosie in the hood
"my momma taught me how to be perfect how to write in cursive back in high school i had to pass like nash i draw the best pictures"

smitty got bars

dj noodles t pain slim thug jeezy lets talk money

kyle lee do my thang
"bout to push the roof back so i can throw my hood up"

kiotti its me bitch
"oh hes muthafuckin killin it exclamation period... my flow loco your flow soso like that logo w/ that afro"

bo hagon bucket

trick daddy donk ryders its my dog birthday


on 2nd thought
paul wall bangin screw

toro doin it

yung berg sexy lady

cam suga duga
"im on the gravy train it got biscuit wheels... (dot com me)"

bossman tinted crown vics

eddie kane jr blast squeeze first

al doe my niggas get it off

alliance goin digital
better than tatoo

kiotti break you off something

paul wall get your paper

prodigy stuck on you

fab jr reid certified g

stop sucking
weezy* drought 3
not that it was wack (i didnt listen to the second disc) but ive had many discussions on this double cd and simply put: it was too much. its like when you want to hear more joints from a rapper youre feelin--so weezy* did it but afterwards youre wishing that he didnt do it. he kind of exposed himself too much (like he hasnt already) and hes killing his own style. he just needs to release an album and nothing else!

vtech tributes
didnt listen to jins but i can imagine what he said. as for questions, it was a "what ev" but for flippers, my goodness did he stretch to gain some sympathy exposure, pahleez flip!

joc zoe coffee shop
i knew before i listened that this was going to be terrible. i've worked at a coffe shop for the last 5 years so ive heard all the metaphors such as "im on my grind". zoe and joc really effe it up here and why the kids singing in the chorus?

game body bags
i bet game mad b/c you traded yoyo a lebron rookie card for a three jamal mashburn deluxe topps

50 straight to the bank
"when i made 50 mil em got paid, when i made 60 mil dre got paid, when i made 80 mil jimmy got paid"

rich boy dj grn lantern
the "r i c h b o y" cant freestyle and its glaring so i wont hurt your ears.

papoose bk usa
i acutally like this song although i know its goofy "beekay-e-ay... day-e-ay... say-e-ay"

papoose shoot the club up
"youre a maddas like saddam spelled backwards"

kia shine wow
i've heard all of your possible stuntaisms...enough! cuz im like no, im like no!


cant turn these off
dj jazzy jeff cl smooth all i know

rihanna jay z umbrella

joe budden last real nigga left

joe budden dj green lantern freestyle

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G-Unit pulls a “Marvin Bernard”




Weeks ago there was speculation that Young Buck, a part of G-Unit, was to be kicked out of the posse by head member 50 cent for not sticking up for fellow member Tony Yayo’s actions. Tony Yayo, or better known as Tony Yoyo, roughed up a 14 year old kid. Many condemned the assault and even community healer, Al Sharpton got tangled in the mess and called for an end to senseless violence. Sharpton was quoted as saying, “What is this? Huh? Our brothers are stronger than this. You don’t do something like to this to anyone, let alone a 14 year old! Now I’ve done some research on this Yoyo guy and he’s acted like this before. Matter of fact, this whole G-Unit has acted ridiculous. It’s as if these untalented dimwits, bored, go around and cause trouble—and for what!?! All over Hip-Hop 50 cent has been a nuisance. Now, because no one likes them, he ran away to Connecticut. He just kicked Olivia out of the group, a woman, although when I saw his, excuse me, her picture, she looked like a man. I heard about all that Game non-sense. GGGGGG-U-NO! And now this Young Buck is going to be kicked out of not sticking up for violence on kids? Seriously, stop pulling a “Marvin Bernard” G-Unit!”

It was learned that 50 cent was “just joking” and “has an odd sense of humor”. 50 reiterated that Young Buck, regardless of the disagreement, was still a part of G-Unit. It has felt as if for sometime that Buck would break away from the group but he reassured us of his passion and love for being part of G-Unit, “Man 50 and me cool. He let’s me be me on two weekends a month. I mean I’m in Cashville most of the time but we get up, he keeps tabs on me for sure. He’s like an older brother to me. I mean yeah, we’ve had our fights like any other group but we good. Whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, aint that right! I just was being real, you know, Marvin can’t be doing that shit, he needs to learn. He already been to jail and got bitched! 50’ll whip him real good for getting G-Unit bad press—that’s what he always does. And Marvin is his pet, kinda like his son or something, cuz 50 always stick up for him and shit, patting him on the back and shit.” Buck continued, “Yeah, me and 50 have grown apart but it’s like man we bonded, we’re blood. 50 fucked me in the ass—that’s real love, some fatherly love. I need him. We can’t break up!”

Now, yesterday Yoyo pulled another “Marvin Bernard”, as he beat up B5, a young Hip-Hop group signed to Bad Boy Records. Excuse me, the report said Yoyo attempted to beat up B5 but was overtaken and actually was slapped in the face. According to B5’s publicist, after a concert outside a New Jersey mall, Yoyo approached and bum rushed the kids. He tackled all of them in one burst but fell awkwardly. As he rose he called an unheard of “Timeout” even going so far as to demarcate his signal by perpendicularly arranging his hands in a “T”. From there he rose to his knees. The kids tried to scatter. He threw his shoe at one and the kid, grimacing in pain, caressed his mouth. Yoyo then chased down another and slapped him. He began to take off his belt and whip him. The oldest, demoralized, decided to fight back. He poked Yoyo on the back and yelled, “C’mon, let’s fight for real, put your dukes up!” Yoyo laughed. Yoyo was then punched in the face repeatedly. The eldest b5 member then low blowed Yoyo and nothing happened. He exclaimed, “You really are a bitch?” Yoyo, in self-defense, then reached into his G-Unit jeans and pulled out a Glock. He pistol whipped the kid and screamed, “You don’t know me son! You don’t know me son! This is how we do, we acafool with lil boys, huh!! Yeah, yeah, cry bitch, cry!” Security guards came in and Yoyo denied any involvement but he said, “I know who did it, I seen him. I seen him with my own two eyes—there he go right there!” A random man was arrested and booked.

When reporters asked 50’s feelings about what occurred he questioned, “Did Marvin get that lil’ kid? I hope he did. I hope he smacked the shit out that brat! He better have cuz I told him, those were my distinct orders. Marvin better have not fucked this one up. No, not again!” Asked why 50 sent a hit out on b5 and why was there beef in the first place, “I don’t know. I don’t like kids. I was reading this interview about b5 and the older one was saying he listened to Game and Fat Joe. We beefin so, I don’t like ‘em. Then, they’s Diddy’s brats too. And that lil’ 5 year old bitch kid was sayin that for his birthday he got a Lloyd Banks CD, cried that it was unfair and took it back. And I checked too, Sam Goody in Brooklyn has one more copy. That’s less money for Lloyd… I mean me! And I seen them hoes dancing on the stage with some Mickey Mouse, Little Mermaid type gear. I dropped them G-Unit’s at they crib. They momma took them shits and was like, “yeah I’ll make sure they rock em after practice.” Plus they got a bedtime! Man, when I was 9 I was selling cocaine muthfucka! I’d already been shot 3 times, too. I’m just tryin to instill some hood in ‘em

Al Sharpton was reached and over the phone yelped, “Did they get the little one! Please tell me they did?”

Sunday, April 29, 2007

Through the Sieve

singles
noe jim jones headlights

rick ross big gee get that

cyssero holla back

jim jones max b mel matrix jr reid what quan
jim jones max b mel matrix jr reid what quan

big kuntry slick pulla dro killin em

hell rell 40 cal jr elz bezel gladiators

guerilla back go hard

zoe lotto i hustle

currency weezy* let have party

max minelli rat for that

serius jones brolic d willy northpole white boy weed


cds
dj keyz the empire r kelly rnb flossin
dj keyz the empire r kelly rnb flossin

duke da god dipset more than music 2
duke da god dipset more than music 2
duke da god dipset more than music 2

evil empire be south 16 hosted by dj drama
evil empire be south 16 hosted by dj drama
evil empire be south 16 hosted by dj drama

marco polo port authority

dj keyz big mike jim jones dirty bird
dj keyz big mike jim jones dirty bird

dj l dj khaled dj suss one we takin over 2

rapid ric texas money boyz

dj diggz throw em under the bus hip hop aint dead

joey fingaz your favorite gilrs spring edition hosted by corey bapes

j dilla anthology 3

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Saturday, April 28, 2007

Through the Sieve

singles
david banner akon weezy* snoop 9mm
david banner akon weezy* snoop 9mm

diddy lil kim busta keyshia cole last night remix

fab royce da 5 9 what its like

rihanna big umbrella remix

t pain bang bang

wako skip weezy* do what we wanna

juice get em
juice get em

50 cent fully loaded clip
50 cent fully loaded clip

swizz beatz money in the bank

rick ross big duke get that

flo rida brisco designated hitters

weezy* make it rain

flo rida we got it

talib in the mood

ya boy shyne it dont matter

usda corporate thuggin

tum tum haterz

homebwoi its a good feelin
homebwoi its a good feelin

baby huey gena bang

young p roll deep (its a nitti beat)


cds
duke da god more than music 2 (may not be real)

dj envy dipset bad guys 17

dj whiteowl dedicated to the streets 5

drag on say hello to the bad guys
drag on say hello to the bad guys

dj frogie who run it 7
dj frogie who run it 7
dj frogie who run it 7

dj dutty laundry weezy* weeziana
dj dutty laundry weezy* weeziana

dj swatts da south still rising 8

sun e bme click bme bang part 1
sun e bme click bme bang part 2

memphis bleek dynasty continues

flo rida birthday man hosted by dj khaled
flo rida birthday man hosted by dj khaled

dj jazzy jeff return of the magnificent

sir daily lil mel money hungry

joe budden real nigga music

fat joe all or nothing

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Mel Kiper on the NFL Draft 2016

Tyler Sanduls
K, 4’10’’ 76 lbs.
8th Grade Home Schooled/ Johnson M.S.

Scottsdale, Arizona

His parents lobbied to gain entrance onto a team because he is currently home schooled. Coach Kerry Kerr insisted though because his team didn’t have a kicker. Tyler has a powerful leg for his body; he can already nail 12 yard field goals. The one downside is he sits alone on the bench talking with no one. And in the future he might want to diversify to better his NFL chances. When I asked him about punting he denounced me, “I kick!”



Derrick Allsachs
WR/S, 5’2’’ 97 lbs.
6th Grade Derek’s School for kids that can’t read good
San Marina, California

Derrick cannot catch a breast if you put a nipple in his grasp, I’ve tried—this kid hasn’t hit puberty yet. He continually runs out of bounds and across the street. As a safety too, he needs to learn that safeties cover and hit hard. Allsachs is always 40 yards down field expecting a break out play or a deep bomb. The upside to this kid is whenever he does catch a ball or picks up a loose ball he can run with it. He’s got moves and speed, although sometimes he does run the wrong way.


James Todd
QB, 5’6’’ 154 lbs
6th Grade Leon C. Kraft M.S.
Louisville, Kentucky

This kid’s arm strength is great, phenomenal. He can throw it 35 yards down field. His teammates can’t even catch a football yet and can’t see the ball being thrown. The balls usually bounce of their helmets, which led to 17 interceptions this past season. If James keeps his head on mentally with his weak team and remembers a three step drop instead of a 6 and a half and three to the left drop, he’s going to be one heck of a Q’ for the Lions, who in 2016, will still be in the dumps.


Chrysler Murdoch
QB, 5’5’’ 127 lbs.
7th Grade Sputter M.S.
Shreveport, Louisiana

His talent level is through the roof. As of yesterday he grew another inch and is now 5’6’’. His one downside is his low tolerance for pain. Chrysler cries all the time. When he’s pushed or tackled he gets up limping and crying wolf. Much to his dismay the coaches leave him in. He was taken out of a game last year 18 different times for numerous “injuries” ranging from a scratch to his foot being stepped on to the “temperature is too hot in this helmet” to “I think my leg’s broken”. He is always seen with three or more band aids on.

Tyrone Carter
RB/WR/QB/DB/Track Star/PG/CF, 5’4’’ 105 lbs.
7th Grade Tucker M.S.
Washington D.C.

Carter is a freak. I thought I was at Cirque de Solelil when I saw this kid. He can do about anything. He runs well, jutting often. His 40 time was a 4.3797, which at this age is incredible. He can catch, throw, punt, pass and kick (and he’s won that competition 8 years in a row now). Heck if the NFL doesn’t pan out, some sport will! The only knock on this kid is attitude. From what I’ve heard Carter is quite the class clown. Hmm, grow up kid! If Ty can pass the 7th grade this time (he’s failed the last two years), he’ll be well on his way. He says no to drugs and “Yes sir!”


Alex Mitchell
DT, 5’5’’ 248 lbs.
8th Grade Harvey M.S.
Allentown, Pennsylvania

Here is a beast, a bear. Rrrrrr! Put him in the middle and it’s over; nobody is running through, or around him. His determination lacks at times but spikes when people call him “Fat ass!” He also is short winded; usually by third down he’s sitting or even lying on the ground, resting. I didn’t want to point out that during his 40 he ran a few steps, stopped, bickered with his coaches, started walking, stopped, cried and went to the sidelines, picked up a metal foldable chair and attempted to throw it but in haste fell down himself with the chair toppling on his stomach where, after balancing for a few moments, slid off and hit the ground but not before the hind leg of the chair busted him in the lip where upon, later, he cussed his coach out and never again had to run a 40. And when the team is on offense Alex can be seen maneuvering his hands through Doritos bags and boxes of Nilla wafers.

Manchester Cadings
QB, 5’7’’ 117 lbs.
8th Grade Helens M.S.
Jackson, N.Y.

He reads defenses like Peyton Manning and picks them apart. His work ethic is very methodical and he never makes mistakes. 31 TDs, 0 INTs. 167/166 completions (and no that isn’t a mistake, he has one more completion than he’s thrown). But what scouts are wincing at are his 4.33 GPA and his dedication elsewhere: his flute. Manchester has repeatedly expressed interest in pursuing a flute career in high school and even contemplating ending his perfect football career. “I idolized Peyton and Marino all my life but when I saw Sir William Hansfield play at a packed Worthington last March, I was blown away. I told myself, me and the Flute will be in Worthington one day. One day!” He may want to rethink his boyhood dreams; flutes are for girls.

NFL Draft Text Messaging Transcripts

Al Davis: Are you going to pull a Daunte Culpepper on me? Because I’m 87 and would love to be on a sex boat.
JaMarcus Russell: For real! Shit, if you pick me first with that 26.5 mil guarantee, I show you some fun old man.

Matt Millen: Damn, you’re a wide out, right?
Calvin Johnson: Yeah.
Millen: Crap. Oh, well. I’ve taken 18 receivers so far and haven’t been fired. There’ll be no one to throw you the ball but I’ve heard you’re just great so you should be able to catch balls that aren’t even thrown towards you.
Johnson: I’m good but I’m no David Blaine.
Millen: Can I take David Blaine?

Arizona Cardinals: Are you black?
Joe Thomas: No.
Cardinals: Good, so 8 months from now I will not have to speak to the media about your weapon possession of an AK-47 in your trunk. By the way, what position do you play?
Thomas: Tackle.
Cardinals: Damnit, what an unglamorous position. And here Denny tanked it for this!?!

Al Davis: Hey, you can play football right?
Greg Oden: Huh?
Davis: I want to pick you for our number 1.
Oden: No.
Davis: C’mon?

Miami Dolphins: You can run?
Ted Ginn Jr.: Yup.
Dolphins: From scrimmage.
Ginn Jr.: Yup.
Dolphins: Cops?
Ginn Jr.: Nooooooooooo.
Dolphins: Pitbulls?
Ginn Jr.: Culo, ah, culo! Hell yeah, I can run from anything, anyone!
Dolphins: White women.
Ginn Jr.: Damn, you got me!

Cincinnati Bengals sent this message to all the potential draftees: Will you promise us you won’t get arrested?
6 people out of more than 400 replied. The Bengals are leaning on picking all of them even though the draftees who responded aren’t even projected to be drafted.

St. Louis Rams: Will you refuse to play for the Raiders or Lions. And cry and pout? Say you want to be traded to St. Louis.
Calvin Johnson: You must be crazy!
Rams: We’ll give you an Escalade.
Johnson: With rims?
Rams: 32s or better.

Minnesota Vikings: You’re going to get injured right?
Adrian Peterson: Being honest, yeah.
Vikings: May we ask how? A preseason game?
Peterson: Cold.
Vikings: Jet Skiing? Cart wheeling?
Peterson: Cold—I can’t swim! Warmer.
Vikings: Playing Madden and losing and throwing the controller thereby blowing your rotator cuff.
Peterson: Ding, ding, ding!

Cleveland Browns: Curse all that was Tim Couch! You aren’t related to him are you?
Brady Quinn: No, c’mon. I look way better.
Browns: Yeah, we know. We’ve had your picture taped up on our draft room board here for three weeks. All of coaches have been writing love notes in hopes you can walk through our doors one day, oh beautiful Brady.
Brady:
Browns: Um, want to go to the Spiderman 3 next weekend? It’d be our first date.

Al Davis: You play football right?
Kevin Durant: Hey, girl we on for tonight. Trust me I put on some weight so when we go out and you look at me I won’t be 2 dimensional.
Davis: What? You play football?
Durant: Ooops, wrong person. I can play football.
Davis: You serious?
Durant: Syke!

Houston Texans: Can we still draft you?
Reggie Bush:

Jon Gruden: Hey, how do you say in African, “Kill Him”?
Amobi Okoye: I don’t know. I don’t speak African. I’m from here.
Gruden: Oh? Well, can you still kill someone?
Okoye: On the field yeah. I can sack QBs like it’s nothing.
Gruden: No, I mean can you actually kill them? Like when we face the Cowboys can you sack Tony Romo so hard he lies there motionless?

Friday, April 27, 2007

And You Can Call Me Curtis


I wasn’t going to speak on it but I pulled a Curtis last night. I ain’t joking around neither. Here’s what I relayed to my friend, “Man, I’m over here at Wes’, where you at? Okay. Yeah, but shit was crazy. Here I am walking out to my driveway bout to get in my car and head over to that Manhattan Loft with Inder. So I’m walking out and I see a few dudes huddling around this car—it’s the house in back of me, in the alley. One of the dudes sees me and I see him. He’s got a black tee, a dark fitted and a bandana around his mouth like this is the wild Wild West. I just act like nothing’s wrong; get in my car and turn on the engine and dip. A few blocks away I’m thinking like, fuck, they about steal the ride, should I call the cops or not? I usually wouldn’t have hesitated but I’m thinking maybe not because they saw me come out of my house and might be like “that fucking snitch, we’re going to fuck with his place now!” I surely didn’t want them to key my car or throw some rocks—this ain’t Palestine! But after thinking about it, I did call the cops—" My friend interjected and seriously asked, “What did you ask them? Hi, how you doin? It’s a nice day. Bye!” I responded in frustration, “Fuck you, man! I’m serious.” He quipped back, “Currrtiiisss! You tell them there’s a serial killer in 4E?”

Damn, I knew I set myself up for that one. I called the cops and was like, “I think someone’s ride’s about to be stolen. These 3 or 4 dudes were standing by this car and trying to open the door…” and they were asking all these questions trying to debunk my claims and shit. Why would I lie? I’m already extending my hand and because of 50 cent and Camron, I am “snitching”. But what I want to ask these dudes is like, how come you trying to steal a rusted up, ’91 aqua Buick LeSabre? C’mon, are things that bad? I know y’all think y’all are cool and probably are part of some gang. You would risk catching a case for a rust bucket? And my neighborhood is full of hippies—that car, most likely, runs off of vegetable oil or something. You’re going to be rolling around in a car that has “Kerry 04” and “Bush isn’t my president” bumper stickers on it!
But at the end of the day, I feel bad for even hesitating to call. Damn you Cam!!!

Thursday, April 26, 2007

Through the Sieve

singles
weezy* elz bad side

chingy weezy* make that money
chingy weezy* make that money

ti aint gonna let you bother me

ti no sweat

crooked i 2nd coming tuck ya ice flow

ugk cory mo drop top
ugk cory mo top drop

gucci mane oj the so icy boyz paris hilton (white girl flow)

joell ortiz cashmere maino big daddy kane solomon brooklyn remix

dilated peoples spit it clearly

usher make it rain

agallah shiest bubz real og

agallah fame intro

jim jones jha jha two make a chick go ooh
jim jones jha jha two make a chick go ooh

quanie cash if u strapped

chubbie baby big kuntry stay up in the mall


cds
flo rida birthday man hosted by dj khaled
flo rida birthday man hosted by dj khaled
flo rida birthday man hosted by dj khaled
flo rida birthday man hosted by dj khaled

dj skee dow jones trae u cant handle the truth

hevehitta dont mess with texas 3 hosted by question
hevehitta dont mess with texas 3 hosted by question
hevehitta dont mess with texas 3 hosted by question

dj diggz dj rated r best in the business

dj hpnotiq before i self destruct hosted by hot rod
dj hpnotiq before i self destruct hosted by hot rod

dj keyz dj lrm ny ceo illy philly
dj keyz dj lrm ny ceo illy philly

dj l suss one preserve the sexy 5 hosted by trey songz

dj big baby backstreet gangstaz
dj big baby backstreet gangstaz
dj big baby backstreet gangstaz

keke j stew 50 50 twin southern elites 2cd

bho serve and collect chopped & screwed
bho serve and collect chopped & screwed
bho serve and collect chopped & screwed
bho serve and collect chopped & screwed

z ro king of tha ghetto
z ro king of the ghetto
z ro king of the ghetto

dj smoky yard slap hosted by souls of mischief

common be
common be

big life after death cd 1
big life after death cd 2

busta rhymes coming

eric b rakim paid in full

down south hustlers bouncin & swingin (1995)

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My Inner Valley Girl: Casino Royale + When the Levees Broke


OMG Daniel Craig is sooo hot. Like I wouldn’t let him touch me but he’s so muscley and bicepy—he’s even got muscles on his forehead. And he looks like a sad dog lapping for drops of water, like my oooh so cute little Dribbles, I love you dribbles don’t I… kiss, kiss, kiss. Ewww, no Dribbles I wont actually kiss you, you smell!!! But like the whole movie was so not action packed, it seemed so generic. Like the opening scene was so racist b/c the African African guy was running thru the city like an animal, like a untamed cheetah not following rules and climbing up the building like a monkey. And then DC was like stomping the whole city and bulldozing it like the British did during like slave times and colloquial times. He like chases the African African guy down and beats him and destroys his whole land for information. It’s like a parallel of colloquialism in the 1850s. It’s funny too b/c we just learned this in history class. But the movie was all about poker and like the poker wasn’t even entertaining or suspenseful. Like too, I can watch Todd and the boys play poker all night or I play it online or watch it on ESPN, so why is this touted as being an action film when its booooring! And the Bond girls aren’t even cute! Like that one who speaked Spanish was kinda but that accenty thingy she was talking with was so not cute! There were no bad guys either, no evil, diabolical villain. I mean c’mon they didn’t even try: a guy with a glass eye? Totally not freaking me out!

Spike Lee is like so right, OMG, Linds. I felt so sad for those poor people who don’t have money to get out the NO and stayed and died. Like all their homes were ruined and not by Katrina but by the levees. Whatever a levee is, but blame it on the levee. And Bush was like so mean, he didn’t even give little Tyrone a teddy bear for his condolences. And too I didn’t even know that Katrina victims still haven’t gotten help. Like that’s so long ago! Like the movie totally changed who I am. Like I gave to the Katrina fund and my church went down there to NO to like rebuild and redecorate the city with orange beads and trees and bikes and stuff but like it’s still not enough. I mean can’t people realize that these people need a home and like a teddy bear! Some people, I tell you! But it’s settled like I’m going to write a letter to the Nyquil guys and be like hey Katrina people need relief and like Nyquil makes everything all better, so if they could send a truck full of Nyquil to all the victims it would like align all the problems in the whole wide world.

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Through the Sieve

singles
joell ortiz jadakiss saigon hip hop remix (clean)

jr writer rockstar flow

t pain joc smitty buy a drink remix (clean)

ti aint gonna let you bother me

t pain my girl gotta girlfriend
t pain my girl gotta girlfriend

outlaws buck c bo cashville county
outlaws buck c bo cashville county

clipse sl jones number one supplier

bobby valentino fab let him go
bobby valentino fab let him go

weezy* make it rain new verse live
weezy* make it rain new verse live

young cash freeze

sean kingston ac beautiful girl
sean kingston ac beautiful girl

crooked i 2nd coming tuck ya ice flow
crooked i 2nd coming tuck ya ice flow

buck p dj unk have you seen that

calico jonez money in da air

cds
dj smallz best thing smoking 2

dj dutty laundry inside man respect my authority part 1
dj dutty laundry inside man respect my authority part 2

dj smallz smokin rnb 2

dj envy bad guys 16 d block

street dream tour mixtape

dj keyz triangle offense south edition ti jeezy weezy* part 1
dj keyz triangle offense south edition ti jeezy weezy* part 2

50 50 twin paystyle 1 2cd

dj drama nsane bayou classic (change to .rar when saving)
dj drama nsane bayou classic

dj ruben r hood certified 2
dj ruben r hood certified 2

dj glew sticky icky rnb hosted by joc lotto
dj glew sticky icky rnb hosted by joc lotto

nore gods favorite

joe budden joe budden

children of the corn collectors edition

harlems illest volume 2

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Through the Sieve

singles
gucci mane skyzoo pills remix

nore jadakiss kurupt throw em under the bus

buck c bo teach em bout playin

tum tum tum

lil troy keke fat pat cl che t2 we swangin

hot rod hip hop is my baby
hot rod hip hop is my baby

hot rod weezy* whip game proper

fab rihanna first time

swizz beatz bust ya gunz (clean)

trick trick usmc by yourself

jin open letter to obama

kardinal offishall can i get an amen

drojo tum tum bring it back

murphy lee get busy

guerilla black hot dollar lowrider dreams

e 40 gimmie head

doey rock e 40 bring back double

loon t pain who is that

da shop boyz rock star


big mike hell rell addicted to the game
hell rell bitch looka here
hell rell get rell
cam jim jones elz suga duga 2
40 cal jr cam stick em
neyo fab u make me better
hell rell streets gonna love me
hell rell im the shit
remo da rapstar the grind
apathy times up
game murda murda
nore shame on you
brandon d freestyle


dj 31 degreez kia shine new south rides with me 3
foxx boosie webbie wipe me down remix
deuce poppi do it again
acafool i look good
brandon d commercial
smitty all eyez on me
334 mobb takin flix
drojo spark dawg jokaman cocky rude
hue heff in the ghetto


cds
black bill gates king shit 22
black bill gates king shit 22

dj scream hot 107.9 most requested 3

superstar jay who do it better
superstar jay who do it better

cutmaster c hood news a new awakening

dj sir swift kia shone supply & demand 6

red devil blow it up

suge white dj scope buck vs bun b

dj keyz big mike dirty bird collabo 36

yung redd lil ron welcome 2 texas (chopped & screwed)

bootcamp clik still for the people

big tymers i got that work

roots illadelph halflife

ric jilla free agent

ugk ridin dirty

a tribe called quest midnight marauders
a tribe called quest midnight marauders

nwa greatest hits

ll cool j radio (1985) PASS= 44rfvbgt66

the doc no one can do it better PASS= 44rfvbgt66

ea ski past and present (2003) PASS= 44rfvbgt66

redman whut thee album (1992)

nas j love finest part 1
nas j love finest part 2
nas j love finest part 3
nas j love finest part 4
nas j love finest part 5

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Johnny Appleseed the Trail Blazer

“Yeah, the Gay Trail Blazer!” The Church of St. Joseph, in Boston, has compiled research that finds the guilt, not the Devil’s doing, yet in Mr. Appleseed’s hands, er, seeds. Head Deist, Archibald Crane vehemently charged, “Not only did this gallivanting pioneer plant apple seeds everywhere; he also planted the gay seeds. We call it the Gay Bug. If it weren’t for Mr. Appleseed and his liberal agenda of spreading love across the lands in form of rainbows, we wouldn’t have this problem. I know Africans withheld AIDS, but Gays have kept STDs alive due to their inherent evilness. They intend to jubilantly fornicate like rabbits until all of humanity has one STD or is dying! I know I molest kids, but that’s in a whole ‘nother ring of Heaven. Little 8 year old Joey won’t tell though, I’ve transformed him into a good Catholic – like all the rest! Currently, God has decreed Washington corruptionists in a slightly higher ring than Catholic Church molesters. For shame. See gays are entirely different and worse than molesters. I am not gay, while gays are gay. They’ve got a one way ticket to Hell! Had Mr. Appleseed not committed such tomfoolery, we, God’s creatures, would have been spared of these on going gay debates.” Mr. Crane began to get off topic and sound redundant. I don’t know where the whole “I’m a molester” thing came from. I wasn’t attacking him, yet it seems he decided to come clean. He continued, “He must have been some mad scientist out for vengeance. Had he known what he’d done to us heteros, he’d have regretted every gay seed he planted. I mean he’s tormented so many young men and turned them gay. And they’ve come to destroy us. Can’t I just live in peace molesting 6 and 7 year old boys!” Things turned worse, “Give me some credit. Evidence has shown that Mr. Appleseed took my spotlight, I turned some of these kids gay. Don’t I get any credit? God surly didn’t create gays. He must have sent a messenger, one of us, some of us to do the deed. I think I was sent here to inspire such wrongness. It is my greatest sin, my fallacy. I can’t take it anymore! This interview is over.”

Monday, April 23, 2007

Through the Sieve

singles
lumidee pitbul crazy

buck c bo teach em bout playin

system sly boogy kam crooked i ms king keep on

joe nas get to know me

rich boy ja rule harry o boy looka here remix

mims vs toto this why africa is hot mash up

joell ortiz bonus tracks (125 grams 5 + life + feel good)
joell ortiz bonus tracks (125 grams 5 + life + feel good)

snoop bonus tracks (u in trouble + lean on me + we go hard)
snoop bonus tracks (u in trouble + lean on me + we go hard)

nelly furtado can you get to heaven

cds
dj l gee nore da iraq general

dj chuck t kia shine new south rides with me 3
dj chuck t kia shine new south rides with me 3

royce da 5 9 bar exam

sa ra hollywood recordings

dj suss one dj l we takin over

dj chuck t dj drama southern slangin 37

big mike im addicted to the game hosted by hell rell PASS= game

dj rah2k dj radio thats bizness 2 PASS= bizzness

dj messiah on the grind all the time 3.5
dj messiah on the grind all the time 3.5

dj 31 degreez forecast 6 freeze you edition PASS= freeze

dj whiteowl dedicated to the streets 4

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Let's get personal


I know a lot—ok, everything I say usually is all fun and games. But now I’m crying inside and I’d like to let it out. I have this thing, um, how do I say it? Fine, I’ll just say it: I have this disorder, OCB. Now, don’t grab the Kleenex box just yet. First off I won’t die, that’s if I am able to get treatment. OCB is a relatively new disease so there’s not much for doctors and researchers to go off of. At least it’s fixable, they tell me, but it takes a lot of will power to overcome said the doctor. I hate doctors but that’s beside the point: I need help.

OCB will soon spread and afflict all my appendages and constrict my daily life. Usually it disperses to the internal organs and surrounding torso tissue. The intirena epidermal, or the inner lining of the abdomen, is extremely vulnerable. Once it gets there, time is of the essence. OCB can also clog arteries in its wake, although this downside takes years of neglect to rear its ugly head. Other common symptoms are: swollen ankles, cankles (when swollen ankles are not treated), hot dog neck (aka Timbaland neck), lumberjack/sausage link fingers, fat lips and fatter gums that obstruct your speech (see B.I.G.)—on a side note: B.I.G., the rapper, actually suffered from OCB and honestly he was lucky he was shot, OCB would have soon swallowed him whole—inverted thighs that make you waddle like a penguin, wavy arm syndrome, hoola hoop shape, severe panting and exhaustion when sitting down, binging when there’s a smorgasbord, cottage cheese hamstrings, powerful and cavernous inner butt muscles that make for thunderous expulsions of excrement. Trust me, there’s more but I’m not in a mood to go on.

It’s time for my Kleenex. Damnit sperm, stop using up all the Kleenex! There there now. Some of you may think OCB is a joke. It’s far from it. Then, what is it? It’s Old Country Buffet syndrome. It’s the extreme overuse or over indulgence to stuff your face at the sight of food. A hint of momma’s gravy (OCB’s momma bka that dude in the kitchen, who dons the obligatory hair net even though he’s bald who throws a jar o’ this and a can o’ that and stirs it together to serve lukewarm) and you’re on top of it, gyrating your hips in the watermelon J-E-LL-O, slurping the Jamoca-esque shake (psst: I know a Jamoca is only at Arbys but OCB has one that’s even better) and maneuvering your fingers through the corn beef hash. Oh, corn beeeeef hassssh! Where do you, where do you, where you do go, corn beef hash!

I am addicted to OCB and it is ruining my life. I can’t shy away from it. I mean I’m at OCB every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday. Check out Tuesdays. No, no, be wary of Tuesdays at OCB, it is Taco Tuesdays. They have piñatas, tacos of course, little Chihuahuas and hell, even the Mexican bus boys come out and wash the tables with a carmel, cinnamony chlorine scent, que bueno! They’ve got pop you can have for $1.95 with free refills and I must have at least like, I don’t know, a liter of pop! And it isn’t Coke or Pepsi or even RC Cola, I think it might be a grade lower than Super Chill’s cola and Shasta’s cola but it tastes sooo good. Then there are the buffalo wings. I so told my little niece that buffalo wings are actually bison wings and she spit it out all over the table. That was funny. Oh, the moments you have at OCB while you’re on OCB. See with OCB, you cannot always think straight; you’re mind is always on food. I love putting sprinkles, from the sundae bar, on my mashed taters and then spooning in gravy and tossing spaghetti with some Chinese stir fry and then grossing everyone out and making side bets with my friends on how much I’d eat and then taking that dare and after one bite spitting it out onto the plate and leaving the plate to be picked up and tossed by the wait staff. “I need a rubbery Salisbury steak with the spray can grill marks asap!” I tell the staff as soon as I come in and they promptly respond by calling me, “Mr. Johnson” and “Right away sir.” I don’t know what it is about having the freedom to have a taco with roast chicken and fries doused with ketchup but it is a mighty great feeling.

As always though, OCB creeps up on you. I know I just ate my ass out. Ooops, wrong words. Um, damnit, I lost my train of thought. See that’s what OCB does to you, it rocks you into this state of utter confusion. And all that’s on your mind is food. Like right now, I’m contemplating how I could economize my platage at OCB. So today I went up to the buffet 6 different occasions. I could go up only 3 times. That means more time to eat and fewer calories to waste. Now how do I do that? I’m pretty good at stacking but I’ve got to get my foods separated. I do not prefer to let the juice from a stroganoff to run and fuse with my pork chop—it doesn’t taste great. Hey! I eat it though; look at how many starving kids there are in the world, it’d be a shame to waste it. I live by my motto: Leave No Morsel Behind. Semper Fat.

I may not be on this earth next week; that’s the ambiguous OCB pulling my heart’s strings. Literally! But I must say, while being diagnosed with OCB months ago, I still do everything I used to: nothing. I am a proud role model for OCB. Those that need a voice, I am there to hear your concerns… while I eat this pot pie. And to those who turn to throwing up and losing weight and dieting and exercising and becoming a budding bulimic ! I just gave you the finger. “You down with OCB? Yeah you know me!”